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Song Parodies -> "Blame It On The Allergies"

Original Song Title:

"Blame It On The Alcohol"

Original Performer:

Jamie Foxx (with T Pain)

Parody Song Title:

"Blame It On The Allergies"

Parody Written by:

Flip Schultz

The Lyrics

Blame it on the cat,
Got me feeing bad.
Blame it on the breeze,
Pollen makes me sneeze.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

She said she vaccum'd the place,
Cat hair gone with no trace.
Cause I don't have my med'cine,
And I don't wanna look like I'm queezyyyy.
She said, "do you need a tissue?"
I said, "No, it's no issue."
Then there's that feeling deep insiiiide...
What's wrong now?

Girl, it's kinda dusty,
And a bit musty.
Not to be fussy,
Trust me,
It's just me.
See how I sneeze when I walk through this room,
Can you get a Swifer and do a quick broom?
Feeling like I might die,
Got a puffy right eye.
Baby say a prayer now,
Go to urgent care now.

Please, could you sweep that in the dust binnnnn

Blame it on the cat,
Got me feeing bad.
Blame it on the breeze,
Pollen makes me sneeze.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

Blame it on the doggy,
Blame it on the kitty,
Blame it on the dust mites,
Got me feeling dizzy.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

You see,
It's just a part of me,
It's what I live with daily,
I need some clar'tin D,
Then I will feel better in no time.
Ooo I'm lookin' at you honey,
Oh no, my nose is getting runny.
I blew that thing with all I've gottttt, and there's still snnnooot!

Can we go out there,
Outside, out where,
I can get fresh air.
Won't care,
'Bout hair.
See what I see in the grass there growing?
Damn ragweed, now my hives are showing.
Don't need a potion,
Just a little lotion.
God I hate this season,
Now here comes the weazin'

Great, and my inhaler's busted up.

Blame it on the cat,
Got me feeing bad.
Blame it on the breeze,
Pollen makes me sneeze.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

Blame it on the doggy,
Blame it on the kitty,
Blame it on the dander,
Got me feeling dizzy.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

(it's a pain)

Damn I'm feeling like crap,
Wanna take a nap,
Why am I leaking like a tree of sap.
I'm still drippin (like a broken faucet)
Wanna stop drippin (Cause it's makin' ya'll sick)
The doctor's place is now closed,
So that's a no go,
There another doctor 'round here that you know? (Uh oh)
What's in that cream?
Did you say guava? Do you know what that means?
It makes me go, ahh..., ahhh-choo!
Getting these bumps on my leg,
And my butt's all sweaty inside (all sweaty inside)
I have no more pride (his pride's all fried)
She said, "What's with your eye? Is that a sty?"
Then my eyes got redder,
I wasn't gonna get any better,
She was looking all pissed and I'm like, "Just forget'er"

Blame it on the cat,
Got me feeing bad.
Blame it on the breeze,
Pollen makes me sneeze.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

Blame it on the doggy,
Blame it on the kitty,
Blame it on the ponies,
Got me feeling dizzy.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

Now to the homies who have problems
Breathing cause they're always sick.
Take a shower and a Zeyrtec and use a little Vicks.
On your chest (chest)
Rub the Vicks on your chest (chest)
Then in no time up your sinus,
You'll be feeling all that dryness,
And the only minor minus,
Is the feeling that your mind is,
High...
I think I can fly

Blame it on the cat,
Got me feeing bad.
Blame it on the breeze,
Pollen made me sneeze.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.

Blame it on the doggy,
Blame it on the kitty,
Blame it on the bee sting,
Got me feeling dizzy.

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-allergies.




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