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Song Parodies -> "One Line"

Original Song Title:

"Lifeline"

Original Performer:

Imogen Heap

Parody Song Title:

"One Line"

Parody Written by:

Tyler Zahnke

The Lyrics

This song is about a BrailleNote, a type of mobile computer popular among blind people like myself. This song is about the things it can do, the things people like me would use it for, and other technological tomfoolery.
No one's with me.
Mmmmmm, I am reading my display.
I have gigabytes of memory.
Mmmmmm, I have USB flash drives
Mmmmmm, In a zipper pouch that's on the casing.
I read ebooks,
And listen to songs.
Clicking and typing,
And reading and writing,
And listening, and doing my work.
One line of eight-dot Braille cells,
In a contraption made by HumanWare (HumanWare).
There is a touch cursor key
For every cell in the Braille display.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Keep reading.
Keep reading.
I write programs
Using languages like JavaScript.
cause CSS is for people who can see, oh.
I'll get to work (I'll get to work).
I'm master of HTML,
Making fancily-designed pages.
Many years ago, I got the hang of it.
It works well.
Clicking and typing,
And reading and writing,
And listening and doing my work, work, work, work.
SD's and CF's,
And flash drives and Bluetooth,
And WiFi cards made by Sandisk.
One line of eight-dot Braille cells,
In a contraption made by HumanWare (HumanWare).
There is a touch cursor key
For every cell in the Braille display.
(In the Braille display)
Above the touch cursor buttons
Is the keyboard you use to navigate (navigate).
There is a very small pin
For every dot in the Braille display.
Woohoo-woo,
Keep reading.
(Keep reading).
(I'm still reading).
I use
Websites
To do
Research.
The Net
Has many websites.
So I
Can do all things.
One line of eight-dot Braille cells,
In a contraption made by HumanWare.
There is a touch cursor key
For every cell in the Braille display.
Above the touch cursor buttons
Is the keyboard you use to navigate.
There is a very small pin
For every dot in the Braille display.
(In the Braille display).
Keep reading.
(Keep reading).
Keep reading.
(Keep reading).
Keep reading.
Oh,
Keep, (click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click)

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