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Song Parodies -> "I'll Sell My Poop"
Original Song Title:
"I Bet My Life"
Original Performer:
Imagine Dragons
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Sell My Poop"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
If you're lucky enough to live near Medford, Massachusetts, you can make $13,000 a year by selling your poop to the nonprofit organization OpenBiome, which provides fecal transplants to people with gastrointestinal diseases.
I know I tried to get a job working at the grocery store
I know I lasted less than a day
So many times that I got fired
The bosses want to much from me
I know I just can't hack it anyway
I remember when my dad say that I won't amount to much
I remember when he broke me down to tears
But now I've found a new job and I'm sure I'll do so well
I've finally made it, after all these years
Cause I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
Yeah, I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
I've tried a lot of things but never in my weirdest dreams
Would I start selling all my poo
They canned me many times but my new job is quite secure
'Cause defecating's not that hard to do
I remember when my dad say that I won't amount to much
I remember when he broke me down to tears
But now I've found a new job and I'm sure I'll do so well
I've finally made it, after all these years
Cause now, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop to you
Yeah I, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop to you
Don't tell me that it's wrong
I've heard that stuff before
This IS a real job
And please believe me when I say
Someone will benefit someday
From all the transplants that they've made
And it all came from my own bum
'Cause I, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives with poo
Yeah I, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives with poo
Cause I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
Yeah, I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
I know I lasted less than a day
So many times that I got fired
The bosses want to much from me
I know I just can't hack it anyway
I remember when my dad say that I won't amount to much
I remember when he broke me down to tears
But now I've found a new job and I'm sure I'll do so well
I've finally made it, after all these years
Cause I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
Yeah, I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
I've tried a lot of things but never in my weirdest dreams
Would I start selling all my poo
They canned me many times but my new job is quite secure
'Cause defecating's not that hard to do
I remember when my dad say that I won't amount to much
I remember when he broke me down to tears
But now I've found a new job and I'm sure I'll do so well
I've finally made it, after all these years
Cause now, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop to you
Yeah I, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop to you
Don't tell me that it's wrong
I've heard that stuff before
This IS a real job
And please believe me when I say
Someone will benefit someday
From all the transplants that they've made
And it all came from my own bum
'Cause I, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives with poo
Yeah I, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives with poo
Cause I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
Yeah, I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
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I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!! This was distasteful and unnecessary because it is about poop. Not rated.
Shut up, Beavis.
This is a legitimate medical topic, and it has merit. I wish you had explored the science, as well as the loser aspect of the protagonist. You're on to a potentially fine parody. No score.
No, Butthead, GC is right. Amen, brother! I applaud your untiring and unabashed defense of the conscious and values of amiright.com using your real name. (not rated)
I ain't buyin' that sh*t.
Sorry but this is plain gross.
Owing to misdirected games played by Chris Caillouet, we all need to be careful re attribution of comments. The real Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec. is unlikely to read, score or comment on this submission. If he did, he would likely assign (semi-)solid 3s.
Hey, thanks for the mention, "Uncle Scatology"! ;-) I expect I'll be seeing a big spike in views and N/Rs on all my parodies now! I have to say it's amazing how well you know the "real" GC -- it's almost like you're in his head.
Chris; My HH (human handler) stoops to using pseudonyms only infrequently, and at that mostly for the purpose of transparent self-mockery.
Oh well, I thought it was quite good
Hmmm...seems that you're quite content with that she-it job you have
Sh#te man, rubbish.
I see someone gave me three "#2"'s. I see what you did there....
On the new scale, a fart is a .1 and a shart a .2
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