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Song Parodies -> "I'll Sell My Poop"

Original Song Title:

"I Bet My Life"

Original Performer:

Imagine Dragons

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Sell My Poop"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

If you're lucky enough to live near Medford, Massachusetts, you can make $13,000 a year by selling your poop to the nonprofit organization OpenBiome, which provides fecal transplants to people with gastrointestinal diseases.
I know I tried to get a job working at the grocery store
I know I lasted less than a day
So many times that I got fired
The bosses want to much from me
I know I just can't hack it anyway

I remember when my dad say that I won't amount to much
I remember when he broke me down to tears
But now I've found a new job and I'm sure I'll do so well
I've finally made it, after all these years

Cause I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
Yeah, I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo

I've tried a lot of things but never in my weirdest dreams
Would I start selling all my poo
They canned me many times but my new job is quite secure
'Cause defecating's not that hard to do

I remember when my dad say that I won't amount to much
I remember when he broke me down to tears
But now I've found a new job and I'm sure I'll do so well
I've finally made it, after all these years

Cause now, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop to you
Yeah I, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop, I'll sell my poop to you

Don't tell me that it's wrong
I've heard that stuff before
This IS a real job
And please believe me when I say
Someone will benefit someday
From all the transplants that they've made
And it all came from my own bum

'Cause I, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives with poo
Yeah I, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives, I'm saving lives with poo

Cause I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo
Yeah, I, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell, I'm gonna sell my poo

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   0
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Giorgio Cornholio - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!! This was distasteful and unnecessary because it is about poop. Not rated.
Butthead - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Shut up, Beavis.
Anti-Scatology - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
This is a legitimate medical topic, and it has merit. I wish you had explored the science, as well as the loser aspect of the protagonist. You're on to a potentially fine parody. No score.
Pseudonym - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
No, Butthead, GC is right. Amen, brother! I applaud your untiring and unabashed defense of the conscious and values of amiright.com using your real name. (not rated)
Patrick - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
I ain't buyin' that sh*t.
Max Power - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry but this is plain gross.
Uncle Scatology - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Owing to misdirected games played by Chris Caillouet, we all need to be careful re attribution of comments. The real Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec. is unlikely to read, score or comment on this submission. If he did, he would likely assign (semi-)solid 3s.
Chris Caillouet - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks for the mention, "Uncle Scatology"! ;-) I expect I'll be seeing a big spike in views and N/Rs on all my parodies now! I have to say it's amazing how well you know the "real" GC -- it's almost like you're in his head.
Uncle Scatology - February 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Chris; My HH (human handler) stoops to using pseudonyms only infrequently, and at that mostly for the purpose of transparent self-mockery.
John Lomain - February 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh well, I thought it was quite good
Dave W. - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Hmmm...seems that you're quite content with that she-it job you have
Top Hat - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Sh#te man, rubbish.
Hu's On First - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I see someone gave me three "#2"'s. I see what you did there....
Scatology Major - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
On the new scale, a fart is a .1 and a shart a .2

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