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Song Parodies -> "Ready To Whack You"

Original Song Title:

"Radioactive"

Original Performer:

Imagine Dragons

Parody Song Title:

"Ready To Whack You"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

A commonly misheard (and disturbing) lyric, expanded into a full-length parody.
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa, oh, oh
Whoa

You're in your bed, still asleep
I'm sneaking in while you're counting sheep
I've got a dagger in my hand [slashing noise]

I'm breaking in, sizing up, then getting ready to make the cut
It's a hit, it's my job to do, whoa

The capo said to make sure that you're gone
I dare not disobey the don
Following directions, my directions
Must avoid detection, my directions

Whoa, whoa
I'm ready to whack you
Ready to whack you
Whoa, whoa
I'm ready to whack you
Ready to whack you

It's not a thing I want to do
But I must obey, or they'll off me too
You were my pal, this really hurts
Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then getting ready to slice your guts
This is it, it's a mobster hit
Whoa

The capo said to make sure that you're gone
I dare not disobey my don
Must follow directions, my directions
Or die for insurrection, for defection

Whoa, whoa
I'm ready to whack you
Ready to whack you
Whoa, whoa
I'm ready to whack you
Ready to whack you

Cops have shown up, I'm far away
Case is unsolved, how it must stay

The capo said to make sure that you're gone
I dare not disobey my don
Must follow directions, my directions
Target his selection, for dissection

Whoa, whoa
I'm ready to whack you
Ready to whack you
Whoa, whoa
I'm ready to whack you
Ready to whack you

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