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Song Parodies -> "Into The Elbow"
Original Song Title:
"Into The Unknown"
Original Performer:
Idina Menzel
Parody Song Title:
"Into The Elbow"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
With multiple weeks of the flu and colds recently running through our household, my son thought of this parody idea. I guess the Coronavirus was on our collective minds, as well, but this is NOT about the Coronavirus.
(achoo, achoo....achoo, achoo...)
I could kiss you, but I won't
There could be trouble, step back, please don't
There's a thousand germies floating round our heads today
Don't ignore the symptoms, will you please now step away?
(achoo, achoo...achoo, achoo...)
You're losing your voice
You say there's a tickling in your throat
And snot's dribbling from your nose
And you're honking like a goat
I hear you sniffling oh so loud as we pass in the halls
If you get me infected, I will kick you in the balls
Please use the bac lotion, drink some tea that I will brew
I request that when you're sneezing that thing you should do
Into the elbow! Into the elbow! Into the elbow!
(Ah-choo, ah-choo!!)
You're looking gaunt! You got skin all prepped for a wake!
I'd hate to be contracting a disease that would surely make
Me confined to wear loungewear and wolf down Emergen-C!
I know deep down that you are infectious to me!
When you start sneezing harder, please don't spread that virus, no!
Don't you know that when you sneeze that you should blow
Into the elbow! Into the elbow! Into the elbow
(Ah-choo, ah-choo!! Ah-choo, ah-choo!!)
So if you do care
Don't sneeze near me
Don't you hug me
Germaphobe, me!
(ah-choo, ah-choo, ah-choo, achoo.etc., ad lib)
When you are sneezing
Please avoid now that blow
Please sneeze or cough, you fool
Into your elbow!
Oh oh oh.
I could kiss you, but I won't
There could be trouble, step back, please don't
There's a thousand germies floating round our heads today
Don't ignore the symptoms, will you please now step away?
(achoo, achoo...achoo, achoo...)
You're losing your voice
You say there's a tickling in your throat
And snot's dribbling from your nose
And you're honking like a goat
I hear you sniffling oh so loud as we pass in the halls
If you get me infected, I will kick you in the balls
Please use the bac lotion, drink some tea that I will brew
I request that when you're sneezing that thing you should do
Into the elbow! Into the elbow! Into the elbow!
(Ah-choo, ah-choo!!)
You're looking gaunt! You got skin all prepped for a wake!
I'd hate to be contracting a disease that would surely make
Me confined to wear loungewear and wolf down Emergen-C!
I know deep down that you are infectious to me!
When you start sneezing harder, please don't spread that virus, no!
Don't you know that when you sneeze that you should blow
Into the elbow! Into the elbow! Into the elbow
(Ah-choo, ah-choo!! Ah-choo, ah-choo!!)
So if you do care
Don't sneeze near me
Don't you hug me
Germaphobe, me!
(ah-choo, ah-choo, ah-choo, achoo.etc., ad lib)
When you are sneezing
Please avoid now that blow
Please sneeze or cough, you fool
Into your elbow!
Oh oh oh.
Copyright 2020. Agrimorfee & Agrimorfee Jr.
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There's some pacing issues in the song, but other than that it was pretty hilarious. 455
This does provide a good homage to cold and flu season. If anything it's a reminder of how important it is for good hygiene in winter. 5's all around. This is also inspiring me to add in another song's substance, I'm working on. No expected completion date yet.
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