-> "Just Say No"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Go"
Parody Song Title:
"Just Say No"
The Lyrics
Won't hide presents in the wardrobe tonight
Not a gift tag to be seen
This Christmas fascination
Well it's really quite obscene
It's too soon to hang your stockings
Up inside
It's too soon
To buy TV guides
Don't decorate the halls
Don't decorate the tree
Don't put presents under there for me
I'm up to my eyes in ribbon and fake snow
It's not real snow...
Just say no, just say no
Decorating is a bore,
Still more time, still more time
No wreaths above the door
So many cards to send away
Festive adverts on
Christmas is too early anyway
Everything seems so early,
There's no spirit left at all,
And this new type of Xmas
Is not like when I was small,
No more mince pies for me thank you,
There's still time before Santa's due
I am so bored of Christmas TV
Aren't you?
Still more time, still more time,
To put presents under the tree
Still more time, still more time,
The days are whizzing by
Christmas Eve and Christmas Day
All the suspense is gone...
There's all this panic for the right toys to be found,
People running round department stores
Getting lost amongst the crowds
All these current crazes are never going to last
It starts so early now,
Christmas comes so fast
There's a glow, there's a glow
I'm starting to feel warm,
Let it snow, Let it snow,
Christmas has finally come
There's nothing now that's in its way
Let Christmas come
Christmas is finally here horray
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