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Song Parodies -> "My Luggage"

Original Song Title:

"I Love It"

Original Performer:

Icona Pop

Parody Song Title:

"My Luggage"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Luckily I never was never in a situation where my luggage was lost... That would be the worst.
I stand here screaming since I left the plane and my bag's gone
They tell me there has been a glitch and it went to Pittsburgh
I'm mad, That really is a drag cause I'm nowhere near there
Don't mind if I flip out a smidge...

TELL ME WHERE'S
MY LUGGAGE
BRAIN'S IMPAIRED!!!

Guess I'll be freezing my coat's in P.A. not the Yukon
Now my left eye has got a twitch, I'm close to going nuts
"Did you ignore the baggage tag?!" I'm yelling as I glare
I think it's time to throw a fit...

TELL ME WHERE'S
MY LUGGAGE
A NIGHTMARE!!!

I'm missing all my clothes, My pants are far away
And I could use a shirt since this one's mustard stained
Of course I ripped these jeans, A problem I can't fix
Because your employees are a whole bunch of hicks!

MY LUGGAGE!
MY LUGGAGE!

Can't enjoy evenings on a dinner date when my suit's lost!
Can't buy new clothes since I'm not rich, Will my suitcase return?
This airport merchandise is lame in this shirt I get stares
And the cheap fabric makes me itch...

TELL ME WHERE'S
MY LUGGAGE!!!
IN DESPAIR
MY LUGGAGE!!!
MY LUGGAGE!!!
SO UNFAIR
MY LUGGAGE!!!
MAKES ME SWEAR

They won't throw me a bone though they made the mistake
I'm gonna sue these jerks, Who ruined my vacay
Plus they misplaced my skis, Jet Blue is such a gyp
They'll pay the penalty or I will bust a lip

TELL ME WHERE'S
MY LUGGAGE!!!
WON'T GO BARE
MY LUGGAGE!!!
MY LUGGAGE!!!
THIS AIRFARE
WAS RUBBISH!!!
YOU'LL BE SCARED
WHEN PUNISHED!!!
WHEN PUNISHED!!!
DON'T YOU DARE...
LOSE LUGGAGE!!!

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Timmy1000 - June 07, 2016 - Report this comment
I've been there and it isn't fun. The best story i have is when a friend of mine, who never checked luggage years ago, met me while I was checking mine and decided that he'll check his, since he would have to wait for me upon landing. Guess who's luggage got lost.

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