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Song Parodies -> "Debt Coin"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Cream"

Original Performer:

Hyuna

Parody Song Title:

"Debt Coin"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Heard the latest crazy idea concerning the debt crisis? President Obama is seriously considering authorizing the Federal Reserve to mint a new platinum $1 Trillion coin (with his likeness on the front) to pay the Treasury with, allowing painful budget cuts and unpopular cuts to be averted. This is 100% legal and Obama does not need Congressional approval to do it! The FR controls all denominations of currency and coinage that is gold, silver, and copper- but not platinum. It's a loophole that can be exploited and the Treasury would have to accept that deposit. While that would make Obama look desperate and despotic, it would please a whole bunch of other people like the Middle Class, Lower Middle Class, Poor, and Seniors. So why not just mint 16 of those coins? Because it would come off as exorbitant and sound crazy!!! Coin collectors, however, are ecstatic. This would be the largest amount for a coin since the German Weimar $1 million Westphalia coin (AFAIK) :)
Debt Coin, Debt Coin
Platinum $Trillion Debt Coin
Debt Coin, Debt Coin
Platinum $Trillion Debt Coin

Fiscal track nice dream, he’ll mint you
Fed Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin
He doesn’t need Congress to approve
New Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin

Legal ploy, to avert the debt fear
Line of credit can’t go on endlessly
Hey folks, we all owe, we all owe,
the Treasury
Coin- debt avoids…

Makes numismatists sing, sing
All the joy this Debt Coin brings
Federal Reserve’s got authority
Obama’s likeness as a King!

Ultimate bling, bling!!!

Thought you’d see this? Never!
Desperate times, desperate measures!
He might mint you (down to that)
16 Coins, debt gone forever!

Fiscal track nice dream, he’ll mint you
He doesn’t need Congress to approve
Fed Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin
New Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin

Lunacy? Desperate need?
Avoid reforms, people are pleased
Meets a need amidst Middle Class pleas
Debt Coin gives false sense of security

Platinum $Trillion Debt Coin
Platinum $Trillion Debt Coin

Makes numismatists sing, sing
All the joy this Debt Coin brings
Federal Reserve’s got authority
Obama’s likeness as a King!

Ultimate bling, bling!!!!

Thought you’d see this? Never!
Desperate times, desperate measures!
He might mint you (down to that)
16 Coins, debt gone forever!

Fiscal track nice dream, he’ll mint you
Fed Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin
He doesn’t need Congress to approve
New Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin

Lunacy? Desperate need?
Avoid reforms, people are pleased
Meets a need amidst Middle Class pleas
Debt Coin will give false sense of security

No more despair, over debt cares
No more despair, no item reviews
lunatic move, move, move

No more despair
Fiscal repair (Mint away)

Platinum $Trillion Debt Coin
Platinum $Trillion Debt Coin

Fiscal track nice dream, he’ll mint you
He doesn’t need Congress to approve
Fed Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin
New Debt Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin, Coin

Platinum $Trillion Debt Coin
Note: the pacing on Romanized and English-translated Korean will never sync b/c of the syllabic discrepancy and the fact that the translations do not match the meanings precisely between Eastern and Western thought. All my KPOP songs are provisional and are usually modified to rhyme wherever possible.

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Old Man Ribber - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - And by the time he's finished, it will take three of these coins to buy a vending machine Coke. Wonderful job. ;D
Rob Arndt - January 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR and glad you're back in true form ;-)

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