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Song Parodies -> "my neighbours goat"

Original Song Title:

"The Greatest Show"

Original Performer:

Hugh Jackman

Parody Song Title:

"my neighbours goat"

Parody Written by:

j lucia-wright

The Lyrics

For Gary Starr
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)
MOO - (Woah)

chickens and ducks I've got no room for any more
could do with an ark, and a shed for my wild boar
a donkey that moans and a cat with a lame paw
a budgie called seth, a dog that is blind
i need a new flat but been declined

beef cattle, common ostrich, and a cunning badger
noisy goose a giant swan and a fat alpaca
5 woolly sheep, a hairy cow from nova scotia
one rabbit ‘just to stop the breeding taking over
1 tortoise, 6 pigeons, and a hairy bisen
plus the dolphin in the bathtub we found in the ocean

the grass is growing it is thick and it is tall
where will the animals go
so tell me do you wanna mow?

Where the ponys like to sleep at night
its a minefield its covered in shite
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat
he chews the grass and keeps it down
goes in green and comes out brown
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat


(MOO) full throttle he runs at your face like a mad thing
(MOO) pounding the ground with the strength of a coiled spring

Don't look coz it's coming for you, running at ya
damm where is my camera bloody thing is gonna butt yer
It's charging, and steam is coming out of his nose
Just surrender 'cause you're frightened and you’d rather mow

Where the ponys like to sleep at night
its a minefield its covered in shite
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat
he chews the grass and keeps it down
goes in green and comes out brown
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat



It's eaten all my bloody plants
everything in sight he eats
And then covers my lawn with poo
rather have a chimpanzee
It's eaten all my bloody plants
everything in sight he eats
And then covers my lawn with poo
rather have a chimpanzee
rather have a chimpanzee


Where the ponys like to sleep at night
its a minefield its covered in shite
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat
he chews the grass and keeps it down
goes in green and comes out brown
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat
Where the ponys like to sleep at night
its a minefield its covered in shite
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat
he chews the grass and keeps it down
goes in green and comes out brown
plus that angry emu, yes that is mine to
but this is my neighbours goat


'Cause everything you want is right in front of you
And you see the impossible is coming true
And the walls can't stop us (now) now, yeah


this is my neighbours goat
this is my neighbours goat
this is my neighbours goat
this is my neighbours goat
this is my neighbours goat
this is my neighbours goat
this is my neighbours goat
this is my neighbours goat

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