-> "Beat Him At Church"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me To Church"
Parody Song Title:
"Beat Him At Church"
His parents are cruel
Will they giggle at his funeral?
We show rightful disapproval
Hope they're convicted soon, though
If that place was really holy
It's got a weird way of showing
Said he wanted to stop going
Then the punches started throwing
"I want to leave", they heard him say it
His church offers no exit door
Unless you exit from this life first
The only way that you'll be leaving
Is in a bag when you're not breathing
You want to leave, so we'll kill you
Pray you don't go to hell
Amen. Amen. Amen
They beat him at church!
He cowered like a dog from the force of their fists
He told them his sins and they hit him so swift
Beat him all the way to death
Good God, let us now take your life
"He's a pagan into voodoo
We did what we had to do
That black magic is a taboo"
Like that's any good excuse
To beat a kid dead
What wrong with their heads?
Something evil lives at that place
And I don't think it's God's grace
They're the Cain to his Abel
They've a lot of twisted faithful
They're a scary lot
They called it a church but's much more like a cult
Now he's gone so young and he had just become an adult
In the violence and gore of that bad hellish scene
How can they be called human
When they act so obscene
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