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Song Parodies -> "Take Me To Lurch"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me To Church"

Original Performer:

Hozier

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me To Lurch"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

My family is spooky
You might think they're kinda kooky
And they are all together ooky
Since they act so dark and gloomy

And our neighbors think we are freaks
Tell them to "Rest In Peace"
In comes Wednesday looking more bleak
As she poisons Pugsley

We're so Gothic
A bunch of misfits

There's Lurch looking scary and huge
He asks you: "You rang?" when he greets you
Then plays the organ with some dirge tunes
You'll hear his odd groan, It's true

We're so Gothic
Might be magic
Grandmama casts a spell
Aaaaaa... Addams, Addams, Addams...

Take me to Lurch
This graveyard's in the fog where we have some fun times
We can play "Wake the Dead" and it's right there outside
When Morticia's speaking French
Gomez will suck face with his wife

Take me to Lurch
There's gators in the bog that is filled up with slime
Might see a shark fin and Jaws will go take a bite
We think he's a friendly pet
Here boy! We'll play with that great white

Our Uncle Fester is a bald guy
His mouth makes a bulb light
He'll twist his head right in a vice
That big black fur coat he likes

Lend a hand, Thing
Think something's missing
Has no body such a strange force
He's back-talking in Morse
He's tapping on the table
With darts this guy is pretty playful

They're so pasty
They're so creepy
Makes you go berserk

Take me to Lurch
Not working on a blog, They're Victorian styled
Like sleeping on pins, Yeah, these guys are so wild
They're insane but won't touch meth
So odd! Blood and gore make them smile

Take me to Lurch
The room is filled with smog from cigars Gomez lights
See his wicked grin when he jousting in fights
Dressed like they're prepared for death
So odd! Keep those creeps out of sight

All monsters and beasts
They are welcome to join in
The dance that's called the Mamushka even Cousin Itt

In their mansion of ghouls each day is Halloween
With their baby named Pubert
And their boy named Pugsley
Ohhh, Oh... Addams! Addams! Addams!

Take me to Lurch
They're going for a jog past some tombstones at night
The palest skin, These guys are ghostly white
Potions have their hunger quenched
So odd! You don't know what's inside!

Take me to Lurch
Mind's missing a few cogs but they're still pretty bright
Pugsley's barely missed as Wednesday throwing those knives
Swear this game is fun for them
So odd! How do they stay alive?!

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Munster - June 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Fine parody!
Annie - June 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Wow, good parody! Not an easy song to parody at all. All 5s. Urrrghhh. You rang?

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