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Song Parodies -> "Blackhammer"

Original Song Title:

"Black Matter"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Rumors abound concerning the future manned B-3 bomber and also of German projects for independent Luftwaffe future fighter/interceptors. With the growing threat of Chinese and renewed Russian Next-Gen fighters already flying, both the US and Europe need to look for something out of the ordinary. Black triangles and stealth flying wings are part of the answer. And 2020 is the deadline before aircraft proliferation reaches India, Iran, Pakistan, andd other potential threat nations- like export to Venezuela, ME, etc... The tech listed below is already here- it exists in low to moderate form towards perfection during this decade. While the surface F-22 and F-35 appear delayed and halted, the blackcraft continue on and now Germany is following a secret agenda too apart from Europe with a Black 20 program.
Silent and deadly
Stealth masking
With a MFD

Mass reduction
Cellular steel construction
Energy weaponry

USAF air progress
21st century
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3

Sunken CA
Electro-translucent Display
Crew safe in riser field
Sextaplex redundancy

Climbs to the edge of space
Loiters for weeks
Can interfere with the Ionosphere
Strike any target it seeks

USAF air progress
21st century
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3

Real race has just begun
Chinese and Russians done
PAK-FA and J-21
Can’t intercept this one

Europe remains a mystery
German EADS designing the 601
Black 20 is their code name
For the EADS Windhund (Greyhound)

USAF air progress
21st century
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3

Windhund will be a challenge
Mach 6 sustained
MLB architecture
Hexacore armor frame

Twin HVACs
360o belt radar
Tail stinger defense
VTO levitors

USAF air progress
21st century
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3

Blackswift, Blackbolt, Blackhammer
US still has the lead
Germany will catch up
Windhund will meet its needs
(If by 2020 they succeed)

Why do we need a B-3.
When UCAVs are the future?
Because they can’t be relied upon
Whenever they make an error
(can never replace a human in the air for world warfare)

USAF air progress
21st century
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3

By 2020??? 2030??? 2040???
Current B-3 depictions are obsolete and cannot be relied upon based on leaked information and no designs have been given from EADS on their projects, just an interview with an engineer from the early 2000s. Germans only unveil when the project is finished.

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Whatchutalkinbout? - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, could you please explain all the acronyms used here??? Would make it a hell of a lot easier to understand!!!

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