-> "Blackhammer"
Original Song Title:
"Black Matter"
Parody Song Title:
"Blackhammer"
The Lyrics
UNAB
Silent and deadly
Stealth masking
With a MFD
Mass reduction
EMG
Cellular steel construction
Energy weaponry
USAF air progress
21st century
Blackhammer
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3
Sunken CA
Electro-translucent Display
Crew safe in riser field
Sextaplex redundancy
Climbs to the edge of space
Loiters for weeks
Can interfere with the Ionosphere
Strike any target it seeks
USAF air progress
21st century
Blackhammer
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3
Real race has just begun
Chinese and Russians done
PAK-FA and J-21
Can’t intercept this one
Europe remains a mystery
German EADS designing the 601
Black 20 is their code name
For the EADS Windhund (Greyhound)
USAF air progress
21st century
Blackhammer
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3
Windhund will be a challenge
Mach 6 sustained
MLB architecture
Hexacore armor frame
Twin HVACs
360o belt radar
Tail stinger defense
VTO levitors
USAF air progress
21st century
Blackhammer
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3
Blackswift, Blackbolt, Blackhammer
US still has the lead
Germany will catch up
Windhund will meet its needs
(If by 2020 they succeed)
Why do we need a B-3.
When UCAVs are the future?
Because they can’t be relied upon
Whenever they make an error
(can never replace a human in the air for world warfare)
USAF air progress
21st century
Blackhammer
Manned (Lockheed?) B-3
By 2020??? 2030??? 2040???
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