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Song Parodies -> "The God Machine"

Original Song Title:

"War Machine"

Original Performer:

Hexen

Parody Song Title:

"The God Machine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Prior to WW2 the Germans discovered sonoluminescence- light from sound and Himmler as an SS occultist wanted to see if the words of Genesis "Let there be light" could be replicated with a sonic device and a tank of water. A special machine was constructed by Siemens and AEG and sent to a faciltity in NW Germany for testing and it worked. A form of sonic cannon bubbled the water to such an extent that the air bubbles were charged and emitted a pale blue light for illumination. Himmler was furious and handed the machine over to the Kriegsmarine who wanted the technology for naval illumination with ships and coastal installations, but the machine disappeared in transit and nothing was ever found of it except for some documents located in Lofer, Austria which had many German secret weapons testing at various facilities. Among them was Dr. Zippermayr's work with strange cannons, the Pfeil glider, and the Sanger-Bredt Antipodal Bomber work... a mystery unsolved.
At the University of Cologne
In the year 1934
H, Frenzel and H. Schultes
Were working on sonar

They put an ultrasound transducer
In a tank of photographic fluid
Noticed tiny dots on the film after developing
Light emitted from what they were doing

What had they created?
What was the research for?
Could it be made into a weapon?
For Nazi German war?

During World War II
Himmler wanted to replicate Genesis
Creating light from sound
Sonoluminescence

A special machine was built
From Siemens and AEG
Trucked in with many fuel trucks
To a facility in NW Germany

A trailer with a U-boat engine
Supplied power for the machine
When the sonic generator hit the water
Thus “spoke” Die Gott-Maschine

Flashes of blue light
Emitted from the bubbling water
Sonoluminescence achieved
“Luminescenz im Wasser”

What had they created?
What was the research for?
Could it be made into a weapon?
For Nazi German war?

Himmler was furious
Christianity clashed with SS occult
Handed over to the Kriegsmarine
Along with the apparatus results

For use on German ships
Or Baltic coastal installations
Die Gott-Maschine disappeared
There was no explanation

Documents were found
At a facility in Lofer (Austria)
But none of the components were ever located
At the end of the war

What had they created?
What was the research for?
Could it be made into a weapon?
For Nazi German war?

What had they created?
What was the research for?
Could it be made into a weapon?
For Nazi German war?

Nothing like that ever since
The God Machine was abhorred

Nothing like that ever since
The God Machine was abhorred

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WCJ - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
More wonderful Nazi weaponry! and a wonderful parody to go with it! 5's! :-)
Rob Arndt - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
More German technology, but I still don't really understand what the Kriegsmarine was going to do with sonic illumination?
Old Man Ribber - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - More fascinating info. Had their manufacturing base not been hobbled, I tremble to think what the Germans may have accomplished. ;D

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