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Song Parodies -> "He Can Hear the Yells"

Original Song Title:

"I Can Hear the Bells"

Original Performer:

Hairspray the Movie

Parody Song Title:

"He Can Hear the Yells"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Trump
I can hear the yells

Pence
Donald, are you all Right?

Trump
Well, don'tcha hear them whine?

Pence
I don't hear liberal things

Trump
Can't 'cha feel the heat over my pick this time?
And all because he...

Budged me
ExxonMobil so prepared, yes he
Nudged me
So that no one else compared, he's so
Russian friendly
Makes my foreign policy complete
More than enough
No one else can beat 'cause when he

Impressed me
Was my highest pick, yes it
Hit me
That I could deal with those Left pricks, yes he
Became first
Now I know I have the clout
Pres-Elect as such
Rex is IN and Mitt is OUT!!!

Trump and Staff
We can hear the yells
McCain is flipping
We can hear the yells
Rubio is heavy sweating!

CNN says
He isn't serious, is he?
Can't believe this pick
Well, just wait and see 'cause

We can hear the yells
Those Democrats whining
We can hear the yells
The opposition is climbing!

Trump can't contain his joy
'Cause this is not a ploy
He's been dismissive
Love his twittering
We can hear the yells

And now...

Trump
Round one
We'll have a tough debate and then
Round two
We'll get him through the gate because
Round three's
When I'll make Rex a star
He'll go all the way
"Friend of Putin"... no war!

Round four
He won't make strong demands and then
Round five
We'll be dropping sanctions so by
Round six
America, much to your surprise
We'll get some concessions
And tell some more lies!

I can hear the yells
No choir is singing
I can hear the yells
The DEMs are are seething

Everybody says
That Rex is a businessman
Makes lots of pay
But then well who gives a damn 'cause
They can go to hell!

Not in denial
I can hear the yells
But they just make me smile

Gonna give this guy a try
Because we both see eye-to-eye
And he's willin'
To listen!
I can hear the yells

I can hear the yells
My pick is revealing
I can hear the yells
Want some Red appealing

Everybody warns
About diplomacy
But Rex can bait a hook
Close a deal, you see?

I can hear the yells
But my choice was smart and
The critics can go to hell
MY SoS won't tear us apart

Hillary and Kerry tried
All they did was F-ck things up
Couldn't get it right
Now we're in a deep slump

A nation filled with fear
O's methods we won't be missin'
Listen!
I can hear the yells

The Staff
We can hear the yells

Trump
I can hear the yells

Kellyanne Conway
All the critics, go to hell!

Trump
My surrogates say it quite so well...

The Staff
We won, won, won, won...

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