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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to McDonalds"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to McDonalds"

Parody Written by:

Symphony of Stevie

The Lyrics

Welcome to McDonald's, we got food and drinks.
We got everything you want and the bathroom doesn't stink.
We are the people who can feed a family of 14.
If your really hungry honey, we got double cheese

At McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's,
or you could call us Mickey d d d d d d dee's dee's
Ooohaahh! I'll take your order please.

Welcome to McDonald's, you eat it day by day.
If you're hungry you're gonna eat.
It's the value price you'll pay and you're a very hungry girl.
Very hard to feed.
You can taste the special sauce, but the Big Mac isn't free

At McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's,
Try my, my, my apple pie!
Ooohahh! Extra greasy please!

Welcome to McDonald's it gets better everyday.
Our cookies are shaped like animals.
On the jungle gym you'll play.
You got a hunger for what you see.
You'll eat it eventually.
You can eat anything you want, but you better watch your calories

At McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's,
or you could call us Mickey d d d d d d dee's dee's
Ooohahh! Second window please.

When you're full you know there's always room for dessert, de-ssert, de-ssert-yaaahhhyayayaaahhyayayaahhh!

You know where you are? Your at McDonald's baby. You're SuperSiiiiiiiiiiiized!

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonald's,
or you could call us Mickey d d d d d d dee's dee's

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonald's,
Won't you try my, my, my apple pie!

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonald's,
or you could call us Mickey d d d d d d dee's dee's

Donalds,Welcome to McDonald's,
Watch you bring your kids in for
our mascot the clown. Huuh!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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 5   7

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Matthias - October 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Although this idea has been done a whole bunch of times before in the past I couldn’t help but smile while reading this. I really enjoyed the line about cookies shaped like animals & that their bathrooms don’t stink. Welcome to Amiright. We’ve got the parodies!
CML (Callmelennie ) - October 03, 2018 - Report this comment
An exceptionally good first effort for a newbie. Now that you're worked on "Welcome To The Jungle" check out my "Welcome To The Pasture" Im real proud of it. But dont take my word for it. Ask Matthias; he loved it
Stevie - October 21, 2018 - Report this comment
Thank you so much for the positive reviews. I had seen a parody of this song before and thought I could make up some new lines that i felt more matched up to the original song.
Ronald Dumsfeld - October 22, 2018 - Report this comment
GENIUS! Everything about this - I'm love love LOVING IT! And your use of double entendres - 'special sauce' (referring to G Love, are we?) and 'Big Mac', really clever! Not a single flaw in this parody. You nailed everything brilliantly.
Qwerty - October 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Say hello to one of our trolls, Stevie
uiop - October 22, 2018 - Report this comment
I think you're missing something, qwerty. The poster is mocking Donald Rumsfeld, he may be sincere in his praise of Stevie's parody, or he may not. At this point, it is a known unknown
kipper - December 28, 2018 - Report this comment
sounds like the troll is qwerty. beware the qwerty!
Libby - December 29, 2018 - Report this comment
^^well, you are the trolling expert, aintha?

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