We walked for half a mile
The dawning of the night
A "punk" utmost beguiled
A booby-trap derived

A fall upon his ass
From a windy horse's gait
And now we YouTube it all
And monetize the take

A timber Revere riding boldly
His mama's most dear, an eager beaver
Delightful surprise, can't believe that
We-e-e-e were pantsing Dudley Do-Right

A member revered of the Mounties
All bein' Barney Fifes on horsies
Excitements arise when revealed that
We-e-e-e were pantsing Dudley Do-Right

You-o-o-o were pantsing Dudley Do-Right
And I-I-I-I was pantsing Dudley Do-Right

Trousers gone away
His briefs a tent of white
Shivers and he shakes
With fists tight for a fight

He thought he saw a flash
Of a Snidely Whiplash cape
And we can YouTube it all
And see it while we're baked, oh

The final frontier for his undies
A kind of posterior unveiling
"How frightful!" he cries, can't believe that
We-e-e-e were pantsing Dudley Do-Right

You better steer clear of commando
Freein' it in its glory
It's hard to surmise when revealed that
We-e-e-e were pantsing Dudley Do-Right

You-o-o-o were pantsing Dudley Do-Right
And I-I-I-I was pantsing Dudley Do-Right

Ah-ah-I
See Miss Neh-eh-ly
His underwear
Goes up a tree

See the timber reindeer with a nosebleed
With visible rear untethered freely
A sobering sight for her eyes, it's unreal that
We-e-e-e were pantsing Dudley Do-Right

Remember the cheer that unfolded
At seeing what his trap door's holding
A flight from her eyes, wait'll Nell finds
We-e-e-e were pantsing Dudley Do-Right
Oh, delightful surprise, can't believe I'm
Pantsing Dudley Do-Right