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Song Parodies -> "Don't Do Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Young"

Original Performer:

Fun

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Do Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Shoulda never tried it
Oh it was just like crystal death
The moment that I tried it
When someone offered me that meth
The heroin is not a hero
Poppers just aren't fun
My life's been stolen by some concoctions
That blotted out the sun
And the uppers and the downers only
Had me flat upon the floor
But the OxyContin Rush gave me
The khat that scratched me terribly
You know I try to kick those habits now
But if I die before I'm clean again
Then you'd best take my advice
If they offer you a hit

Beware
Don't do drugs
Problems they will not be solving
You'll just be dissolving
Like a slug

Beware
Don't do drugs
Problems they will not be solving
You'll just be dissolving
Like a slug

Now I know some folks say
Drugs are okay
But listen here
I should know, they will make your whole life fall apart
So if someone says
You should smoke some crack
You should run the other way and

Beware
Don't do drugs
Problems they will not be solving
You'll just be dissolving
Like a slug

Beware
Don't do drugs
Problems they will not be solving
You'll just be dissolving
Like a slug

Never do drugs, beware
Please never do drugs, beware
Never do drugs, beware
Please never do drugs, beware

The steroids some guys take
Are every bit as bad
Make 'em grow breasts and also shrink their nads
Some drugs can make you die
Wear you out like an old tire
So you should stay very far away and

Beware
Don't do drugs
Problems they will not be solving
You'll just be dissolving
Like a slug

Beware
Don't do drugs
Problems they will not be solving
You'll just be dissolving
Like a slug

But if I die before I'm clean again
Then you'd best take my advice
If they offer you a hit

Say no

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