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Song Parodies -> "Bank Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Cell Phone"

Original Performer: feat. Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Bank Phone"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a unique blend of the OS from mixed with Lady GaGa's "Telephone" parodied lyrics for the automated call-waiting and answer!!! Since both OS deal with a phone I thought I would have fun and do a mix of my own!!!

Wanted to get myself GaGa’s new concert DVD
After shellin’ out 500 bucks for the cheapest concert seats
I knew my credit card was maxed-out once more,
so I called for a credit line extension…
But I heard laughing on the other end as their phone hit the floor!

Pause… then:

[GaGa Telephone Call-Waiting]

“Hello, hello, hello, crazy we’re kinda busy, we’re kinda busy
We know, We know, We know, your FICO score is kinda sh-tty!!!
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Sorry we can’t hear you, because your credit’s sh-tty!!!”

[Resumption of song]

Freak-Credit-Whore-Pawn, that‘s me!
I‘m a “Little Monster“, so show some mercy,
GaGa’s got me hooked, with consumer burglary
I need a credit line extension, because this is an emergency!!!

[GaGa Telephone Bank Reply]

Sorry we can’t approve you, your credit’s sh-tty
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty
Sorry we can’t approve you, your credit’s sh-tty
It’s kinda sh-itty, It’s kinda sh-tty

Freak-Credit-Whore-Pawn, that‘s me!


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Wild Child JIN - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Credit cards, huh! maybe you should leave home without them! ;-D Great Job Rob! :-) 555!
Rob Arndt - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ, yeah, I have to stick to credit cards b/c the parodies are of the site. The singer is actually Eric Violette, but no one is gonna know that guy, so I chose to use the commercial name instead for recognition. I think I have maybe 2-3 more songs to go with this GaGa theme and then they're done... until another commercial comes out!!!

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