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Song Parodies -> "Bad Plan (Of Course)!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man (Golf Course)"

Original Performer:

Freecreditreport.com

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Plan (Of Course)!!!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Re-submitted for errors! Part 7 out of 10 Freecreditreport.com songs performed by Eric Violette. Mine all use a Lady GaGa theme. All hail Mother Monster!!!
A young GaGa fan with a high FICO score,
met an older fan at the bank,
Asked him if he could borrow more, (Of course!)
Yet the older fan stopped, thought hard, and said:

“FREAK 'cause it's how it’s gotta be, “Little Monster”
CREDIT 'cause you need it to shop for GaGa’s stuff one item after another
WHORE 'cause you gotta prostitute your finances and abuse your plastic’s use
(Maxed-out is such a poor excuse)

DUMB ’cause all your spending decisions are just wrong
PAWN the way GaGa keeps stringin’ you along”
Put it all together as you keep buying her songs,
it gives you Freak-Credit-Whore-Dumb-Pawn

And there, you’re done…
Until more GaGa merchandise comes along!!!

GAGA!!!

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Wild Child JIN - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, a re-submission, but as I say, try and try again, if at first you don't succeed! 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Just a linkage problem, small mistake...

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