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Song Parodies -> "No Squeegee"

Original Song Title:

"No I.D."

Original Performer:

Frankmusik ft. Colette Carr

Parody Song Title:

"No Squeegee"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ever had this happen?
Guy's got a dirty newspaper,
Dirty water, and a hand-held scraper
Messed up, windshield was not dirty
F- cked up, 9:30 in the morning
He's done and starts smiling
Dirty hand out, looks like he's dying
Not so handy, but now demanding
Some loose change but no bills parting!

He's got a problem with me?
Just cuz he did a good? deed?
WTF? This is a new Mercedes!!!

No, I want no squeegee
No no, no I want no squeegee
No, windshield's not dirty
No no, no I want no squeegee
Go do something else
Like panhandling
I don’t need
No, I want no squeegee
No no, no I get my car cleaned for free!

Next day, same irritation
Faced with same situation
Same old dirty faces
No Windex to say the least, sh-t!
Messed all up, work is sloppy
Street Squeegemen work is shoddy
Get a job, or are they so lazy?
Here's 10 dollars, go get wasted!

Gotta change my route, see?
No more downtown city
Around the side ways, so they'll let me be!


Road work ahead, the Orangers blocking
It’s not that far, but still past walking
I think I'll try this other street
Oh damn! A Squeegee Crew has spotted me!



No, I want no squeegee
No no, no I want no squeegee
(No cops... help, please?)

Guys want more than homeless needs
I break down and hand a 20
I don’t need
No, I want no squeegee
No no, no I want no squeegee

Need a bus pass badly....

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