-> "Took My Weed"
Original Song Title:
"No I.D."
Parody Song Title:
"Took My Weed"
The Lyrics
We got the green in the paper,
Smokin‘ joints, green in the face, yeah!
Got up, drove to the dispensary
F--ked up, Feds had shut it indefinitely
Sick and tired of this same old story
Cali voted, but Feds are angry
We can be sassy, they can act nasty
But now they’re seizing all those properties
You got a problem with weed?
I got a doctor and card legally
State law vs. Federal, f--ked up, the Feds took my weed
[Chorus]
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
Legal application
And identification
They shut my place
Its just another damned disgrace
I’m feelin’ sick, everything’s hazy
This is the type of shit that drives me crazy
Get a medic ’cause I’m feelin’ dizzy
ER places, can’t get wasted
You got a problem with weed?
I got a doctor and card legally
State law vs. Federal, f--ked up, the Feds took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
Tell everybody just where we can buy now legally
The Feds have gone too far, have raised the bar, and took my weed
Tell everybody just where we can buy now legally
The Feds have gone too far, have raised the bar, and took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
No, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
(Feds took my weed.)
So WTF else,
Livin’ in the land of the free
Met my needs (but legal opiates lead)
So, the Feds took my weed
Oh no, the Feds took my weed
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