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Song Parodies -> "A VD"

Original Song Title:

"No I.D."

Original Performer:

Frankmusik feat. Colette Carr

Parody Song Title:

"A VD"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A message not to pay around with loose women!
I‘ve got the lust to embrace ya,
Enough pu--y in your face, yeah
F--ked-up, put ya face in my pu--y
Still up, f--king in the morning
I’m gone when she’s knocked-out, snoring
Surprised how good she was at whoring
She was so sassy, we were so nasty
I got hard in her soaked-down panties

You caught a STD with me?
Shouldn’t have had laid down with me
Had it your way, pay the penalty-with VD

[Chorus]
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!
There’s nobody else,
It was just you and me
Hurts when I pee
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!

Open legs a spreadin’
Deep penetration
Love her silk and lace
Undergarments all over the place
Picked you up, I missed you baby
You got a body like a sleazy lady
Get a medic ’cause I feel sore, itchy
No condom, I’m infected! Icky!

You caught a STD with me?
Shouldn’t have had laid down with me
Had it your way, pay the penalty- with VD

No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!
There’s nobody else,
It was just you and me
Hurts when I pee
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!

Tell everybody that I’m nasty so come lay with me
Now that we‘re through, I have no more use for you baby
Tell everybody that I’m nasty so come lay with me
Now that we‘re through, I have no more use for you baby

No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!
There’s nobody else,
It was just you and me
Hurts when I pee
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!

No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!
(I caught a VD!)

There’s nobody else,
It was just you and me
Hurts when I pee
No! I caught a VD!
Oh-no! No! I caught a VD!

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Snowbird - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Yikes! That is scarier than your Zombie stuff!

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