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Song Parodies -> "No Heartbeat"

Original Song Title:

"No I.D."

Original Performer:

Frankmusik feat. Colette Carr

Parody Song Title:

"No Heartbeat"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On a Zombie kick!!!
The walking dead are everywhere,
Blood splattered all over the place, yeah
Woke up, started walking and hunting
I’m up, feels like my body’s burning
I’m in shock, my flesh is rotting
Eyes like glass, yet I’m human spotting
Teeth are gnashing, arms stretched are grabbing
I stagger into a killing frenzy

Humans got a problem with me
Mouth open, now I seek to feed
I‘m so dazed and crazed, surprise, I have no heartbeat

[Chorus]
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat
I am not myself,
There’s just this urge to feed
I don’t breathe
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat

Evil contagion
No respiration
My soul is erased
I jerk around when the bullets hit
So messed up, everything’s hazy
Moving with masses of the damned is crazy
Seeing humans creates such a frenzy
Slow chases, with lives wasted

Humans got a problem with me
Mouth open, now I seek to feed
I‘m so dazed and crazed, surprise, I have no heartbeat

No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat
I am not myself,
There’s just this urge to feed
I don’t breathe
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat

Tell everybody I’m a Zombie, so come kill me
I don’t breathe, I just walk the streets, feeding with no heart beat
Tell everybody I’m a Zombie, so come kill me
I don’t breathe, I just walk the streets, feeding with no heart beat

No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat
I am not myself,
There’s just this urge to feed
I don’t breathe
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat

No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat
(I got no heartbeat)

I am not myself,
There’s just this urge to feed
I don’t breathe
No, I got no heartbeat
No no, no I got no heartbeat




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Snowbird - October 05, 2011 - Report this comment
This just creeps the hell out of me, but you have a wicked imagination!!!
Porfle Popnecker - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Zombie-riffic!

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