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Song Parodies -> "Trump's A Twit"

Original Song Title:

"Pumped Up Kicks"

Original Performer:

Foster The People

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's A Twit"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I usually don't do political parodies but this whole "Donald Trump running for president" thing is too ridiculous for me to pass up
Donald's got a hot wife
His daughter's a babe too
But we think his mind snapped
He wants to be president
Each word from his mouth
Makes me flip my lid

Said: "We should boycott Starbucks!"
"We'll have Mexicans build a wall to stop freaks!"
I don't even know what
He is gonna say next, yeah, this man is a mess

He is such a pig, Donald Trump's a prick
He acts so smug, acts so smug, What's with that rug?!
"Global Warming biz is a bunch of shiz"
We are so stunned, are so stunned, Go pick up a booklet!

Might be filthy rich but still Trump's a twit
His campaign's fun, Really fun because he's dumb
Watch him throw a fit and make Jeb Bush split
"You need your mom, need your mom", He is such a bully

"Make the USA great!"
"That sweet saying I made!" (Was Raegan's first, mate)
"You're fired" is his one great line
That show was "The Apprentice" and he was not nice

Still folks are losing their minds
They see him take the stand and he's got such vigor
But if he becomes president
"Then Canada looks nicer, I'm gonna call it quits, Bye!"

There must be a glitch, How does Trump exist?
You see him run, see him run our heads have spun
My eye has a twitch watching Trump I flinch
He should be shun, should be shun, He is gross and sexist!

Called Rosie a witch when Trump fought that chick
He might have bucks, might have bucks but he still sucks
His Twitter's the pits with the crap Trump spits
He is so blunt with his grunts like a freakin' frat boy

Dunce, dunce, dunce, dunce, du-du-du-du-dunce, dunce
Duh-duh-duh-duh, Dumb, dumb, dumb
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, He'll run till he's won

Nation's on the skids now that Trump calls dibs
We're all in shock, all in shock, brags of his c*ck
All the rednecks dig, Trump and his blonde wig
Although he's nuts, he's so nuts and a bloody racist!

Trump's wallet is big but snaps like a twig
Had a nice run, a nice run but now we're done
He's still on the grid in the elections
That spoilt runt, spoilt runt loves to throw a big fit

Illegal aliens fed to killer squids
That sounds so wrong, sounds so wrong (Just made that up!)
We need to get rid of this dumb rich kid
Might be headstrong, so headstrong but he is a dimwit

Wants to be fed figs by some gorgeous chicks
He'll hire sluts, lots of sluts with some nice butts
If Trump lands this gig we'll be blown to bits
Don't you blame me, don't blame me, "I voted for Kodos"

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bobpiecheese - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm not even American and I really hope that Drumpf doesn't win the nomination/election (that's his birth name, look up John Oliver's bit on him, it's amazing). Great parody, make America 555 again!
Max Power - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Also don't get me started on Trumptards as well, where do these people come from?
Rob Arndt - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey Matthias, it's just a parody people should be judging! 555 votes!
Rob Arndt - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Max, you do realize that when you insult Trump supporters, you basically are insulting the working Middle Class of America and 7.5 million voters so far? Who is drawing all the new voters into the Republican Party as well as frustrated Democrats and Indies? Trump.Who brought up immigration and trade first? Trump. Who has steadily gained from 2% to 46% in a field of 4 that originally was 17 candidates? Trump! I was hoping Bush or Rubio would rise to the occasion but they fell instead. I hate Cruz and John Kasich doesn't impress me; in fact, it is mathematically impossible to get 1237 delegates. So if he stays in, what's he hoping for? A brokered, fraudulent Convention that will seek to rob the voters of their candidate? If so, the GOP will be broken apart. Voters will riot. Scumbags like Graham, Romney, and Company aren't thinking straight. Rally behind the frontrunner or lose the election AND the party.
Max Power - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Sounds like the same story but I wouldn't lump them with Trumptards that had been popping out lately, does anyone really want to trust the guy to help this country? If so, we can brace ourselves for the circus of the lifetime.
Max Power - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Anyone up for making apple great again? Idea popped up after looking up on the history of the fall of the red apples...the slogan fits well ;)
Peter Andersson - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure that secretly every parodist, cartoonist and stand-up are rooting for Trump - he'll make headlines for us to work with every day for at least the next four years!

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