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Song Parodies -> "Pulled up Robes"

Original Song Title:

"Pumped up Kicks"

Original Performer:

Foster The People

Parody Song Title:

"Pulled up Robes"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I saw a rathr vicious Op-Ed cartoon showing Pope Francis receiving the bent and broken keys to the Catholic faith from Saint Peter as Peter said..."Good Luck."If his papal name is any indication, there might be at least some reform in the air. For the sake of the Catholic Faith and to restore trust, the new Pope (The Bishop of Rome) needs to out and defrock every member of the clergy involved in this abuse matter and jail the transgressors. If he by chance has any energy left over from such a herculean task, perhaps he could also apologize to Ireland for what happened ca. 1120 but the children DO come first.... Edict- A Church Policy Vehicle equivalent to a Law
Pulled Up Robes

(Sung to "Pumped up Kicks" By Foster The People)

Pope Francis is the boss now...
Given bent and broken keys; his mentor took on poor vows...
He trained as a Jesuit..
As a crucible of faith, he will take no shit
He has a problem concerning pederasts
Those of lower rank with the urge to shank...
I really don't know how
But he's gonna get you for the foul things you do....

All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
You'll be sent, you'll be sent off to rot in prison!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
You'll feel, you''ll feel...society's derision!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
Can you run? Can you run faster than an edict?
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
Can you run? Can you run faster than a convict?

Now pedophiles are reviled...
Much more so if its the clergy you know...
And no it can't be reconciled!
When a priest invades a space; your personal place
Justice waited for a long time!
But maybe Francis will say that enough is enough..
What about it, man?
You would condemn a homosexual for much less reason, yeah!

All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
Yes it's time, yes its time for moral absolution!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
Shove you all shove you all into a penal instution!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
I can say I can say what manner should your hell be!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
You better hope better hope you don't wind up in GP!

Run run run run
Pr-pr-pr-pray-pray-pray
Ru-ru-ru-run run run run
Ru-ru-ru-away-away-away ru-run away

All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
here'll be hell there'll be hell coming down from Rome!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
When you beg for forgiveness no one will be home!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
Just you wait just you wait until your victims have their say!
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
With the booming of the doors you will all be locked away......

All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
We don't hear no we WON'T hear your pleas any more
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
We;ll kick you yes we'll kick you quickly out the door
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
Can you run? Can you run faster than an edict?
All the pervert clergy with the pulled up robes
Can you run? Can you run faster than a convict?
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