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Song Parodies -> "The Rabbit's Revenge"

Original Song Title:

"Pumped Up Kicks"

Original Performer:

Foster the People

Parody Song Title:

"The Rabbit's Revenge"

Parody Written by:

Borghilde

The Lyrics

It was inevitable: a certain breakfast food mascot has finally snapped.
Rabbit's got a quick hand
He'll run around the world; he won't tell you his plan
He's got a black bandana
Tied over his ears; it's his outlaw guise
Yeah, he got a six-shooter gun
From the NRA post the five-day wait time
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you

All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

You call me "silly rabbit"
You say "Trix are for kids", yeah, "Trix are for kids"
Now I'm bringing you a surprise
'Cause breakfast's in the kitchen, and I've been denied
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
No reason to be selfish jerks
I say, your eyes got wider
You must have lost your wits, yeah

All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Run, r-r-r-run, r-r-r-run, r-r-r-run, run, run, run

Kid (spoken over the instrumental/whistling) : Silly rabbit, Trix are for-
(Gunshot)
Rabbit (spoken): Anyone else wanna say it?
(Instrumental/whistling just continues)

All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
All you stupid kids with your bowls of Trix
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All you stupid kids with your box of Trix
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Rabbit: Call me "silly" and deny me Trix now, you little bastards!

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AFW - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Conjures up funny images...very good...I would have preferred less repetition, and more new lines in choruses, though..Loved the "Trix are for- (gunshot) line
Wild Barry Blue - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm surprised nobody thought of this sooner.

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