-> "Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Parody Song Title:
"Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)"
Parody Written by:
Chris Saffle
The Lyrics
Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)
Elfvin's got a slow hand
Works in Santa's Workshop, Buildin' toys from plans
He's got an old peppermint
hanging from his mouth, he's a real odd elf
Yeah, he makes another toy gun
He's the slowest on the line seems like he'll never be done
the other elves laugh a lot
So they make fun of him, yeah they make fun of him
(Chorus)
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, make fun of Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun,
he's slow and has a mullet
Elfvin works a long day
He'll be finishing late, he'll be finishing late
He's been making them a surprise
Keeps it in a box buried under the ice
He's waited for a long time
Yeah when the sleigh bells ring he will pull the trigger
He reasons with some gingerbread
And says “Your head's broken off, I must have eaten it”, Yeah
(Chorus)
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet
(Sleigh Bells where the whistling is in the real song)
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, make fun of Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, he's slow and has a mullet
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet
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