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Song Parodies -> "Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Pumped Up Kicks"

Original Performer:

Foster The People

Parody Song Title:

"Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Saffle

The Lyrics

What happens when the outcast elf is pushed too far? All the other elves made fun of poor Elfvin because he is the slowest of all of Santa's elves, and he sports a mullet! Hilarity ensues, as Elfvin plots his revenge on the workers of Santa's Workshop.
Old St. Nick (Elfvin's Song)

Elfvin's got a slow hand
Works in Santa's Workshop, Buildin' toys from plans
He's got an old peppermint
hanging from his mouth, he's a real odd elf
Yeah, he makes another toy gun
He's the slowest on the line seems like he'll never be done
the other elves laugh a lot
So they make fun of him, yeah they make fun of him
(Chorus)
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, make fun of Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun,
he's slow and has a mullet

Elfvin works a long day
He'll be finishing late, he'll be finishing late
He's been making them a surprise
Keeps it in a box buried under the ice
He's waited for a long time
Yeah when the sleigh bells ring he will pull the trigger
He reasons with some gingerbread
And says “Your head's broken off, I must have eaten it”, Yeah
(Chorus)
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet

(Sleigh Bells where the whistling is in the real song)
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, make fun of Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick make fun, make fun, he's slow and has a mullet
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick better run, better run, run from Elfvin
All the other elves that work for Old St. Nick everyone, everyone, that made fun of his mullet

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Chris Saffle - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
C'mon folks! This is yout time to tell me how bad I suck and not to quit my day job.........or say better luck next time......or, meh...that will do. talk to me!
Chris Saffle - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
..................and never mind the typos..........
Porfle Popnecker - November 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Christmassy! A good song for carolers to add to their repertoire.
Carmel Mizzel - March 14, 2018 - Report this comment
I like the song because of its catchy tune. Good job with the parody. Makes as much sense as the original song, maybe more, and keeps some of the original spirit. Well done.

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