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Song Parodies -> "KFC"

Original Song Title:

"You Belong With Me"

Original Performer:

For All Those Sleeping

Parody Song Title:

"KFC"

Parody Written by:

theshatteredaurora

The Lyrics

Metalcore or Post-Hardcore, but here's a funny song about a guy who works at KFC in Millville, NJ.
[Verse 1:]
I’m heading down through Millville
To my job
I’m driving past the gas station on Route 47
You don’t know what kind of work I do
I’m in the kitchen, it’s a typical Friday night
I’m doing all the jobs that other folks don’t like
They don’t know about fast food like I do

[Pre-Chorus 1:]
They don’t know that I fry chicken
Making sure every bite is finger-lickin’
Good and sure as heck delicious
Even though it’s not the least bit nutritious

[Chorus:]
If you could see me make a batch of chicken
Pressure-cooking it ‘til it’s finger-lickin’
KFC, yeah
I’m at KFC

[Verse 2:]
Working in the kitchen trying to cook green beans
I can’t help thinking this is what it shouldn’t be
I was laughing behind the counter thinking to myself
Shouldn’t this be easy?
Working at the only KFC in town
The only one for 15 miles around
You say only the Colonel’s place makes chicken like that
It’s the only place with chicken like that

[Pre-Chorus 2:]
They don’t know that I fry chicken
Making sure every bite is finger-lickin’
Good and sure as heck delicious
Even though it’s not the least bit nutritious

[Chorus 2:]
If you could see me make a batch of chicken
Pressure-cooking it ‘til it’s finger-lickin’
KFC, yeah
If you come to this place, watch me make the chicken
‘Cause it’s finger-lickin’ good KFC
It’s at KFC, yeah
Only at KFC

[Bridge:]
Cleaning out the fryers, then heading out the back door
All this time how could you not know that I work at KFC
I work at KFC
Have you ever stopped by on Route 47?

[Breakdown:]
Why can't you just seriously see?
Why can't you just seriously see?
I work at KFC
I work at KFC
I work at KFC

[Chorus 2:]
If you could see me make a batch of chicken
Pressure-cooking it ‘til it’s finger-lickin’
KFC, yeah
If you come to this place, watch me make the chicken
‘Cause it’s finger-lickin’ good KFC
It’s at KFC, yeah
Only at KFC

[Outro:]
Only at KFC
You're everything I shouldn't be thinking about
Just grab some KFC
Just grab some KFC

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CML - August 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Wish I knew any of the songs you parody. It appears that you are putting.a great.deal of effort in your parodies .... How about doing a Beatles song :)
Mr critic - August 20, 2019 - Report this comment
'For All Those Sleeping'?! That's not a true performer name. The OS title is a Taylor Swift song; I have no idea where the (blank) you came up with 'For All Those Sleeping.'

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