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Song Parodies -> "In Dem Pants"

Original Song Title:

"In The Ayer"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida ft. Will.I.Am

Parody Song Title:

"In Dem Pants"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

fat women wearing close they shouldn't be. Put some bigger clothes on, it's DISGUSTING!
[Chorus]: Oh God damb
look at that ham
keep me wonderin till the AM
I don't understand
How she get that ass in dem pants?
aye, ants, pants, a, ants(repeat 2X)

(Verse 1): Yeah, look dat ham
I don't understand
how she get in dem pants
got a lil roll
it's her muffin, muffin
walkin down the street
she huffin, puffin
she say she 120
but she bluffin, bluffin
a turkey wit extra stuffin
there she go, there they go
yah, they're gonna rip
take another breath, and that is it
there's no way, that is her size
and they rip, that is no surprise
what was she thinkin when she was at home?
how can she even be right in the dome?
she continue, she'll end up alone
that's nit hot, and it makes me moan
oh God damb, I don't understand
I'm so confused, It's got me sayin....

[chorus]

(Verse 2): Heeeey! I just might run away
like I'm on ona track, how u like that?
belly out, she got a dozen rolls
to lose a lil weight, it is her goal
she eat it, and beat it
now ain't that gross?
but she'll keep wearin and sharin
I guess, I supose
I look in disgust
when she wearin dem clothes
I've seen a hotter
$10 hoe(slow down)
Oh why me?(repeat 2x)
She representin' for the fat ladies
make me, get sick in the pot
throw up in a bag
go ahead, pull'em up
gotta wonder why sh does
get dressed and showin rolls, they glare, glare
that's gross, would be un-aired, aired
look bad, and people gonna stare, stare
I bet, wouldn't even hit it on a dare, dare

[chorus]

(Bridge 1): Aight now stop (ohhhh!)
put yo food in the ayer
and stick it(repeat 3x)
stick it in yo mouth, baby
put cha food up(repeat 2x)
put cha, put cha food up
Now get that ass out of dem pants, of dem pants
Tak'em, tak'em out right now, a bigger size, bigger size
she got her juicy pants on, on her boof, on her boof
but ain't nobody wantin no ass juice
so get that ass out of dem pants
get 39's baby
do it, do it, baby
let dat ass out!

[chorus]

(Ending): Let that ass out!


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