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Song Parodies -> "Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Valentine"

Original Performer:

Fiona Apple

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

You didn't see my Christmas
I sent it via Santa Claus
While you were watchin' someone else
I stared at you and see myself

Its all I'll do 'cause I'm not free
A snowman too dull to flee
I'm amorous but it's Santa Claus
A still life drawing of a peach

I'm a snow in a tree
I stand no chance of growing up
I've made my peace I'm alive I'm done
I watched you live to have my fun

I root for years, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. [x2]

I made it to a dinner time
My snow drops seasoned every year
I tried to dance but see Santa Claus
I cramped up in the biggest curve

I'm a snow in a tree
I stand no chance of growing up
I'm slowing to snow on through
In the wake of being fun

I root for years, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
I root for years, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
I root for years, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
I root for years, We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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