Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Weed Whacker"

Original Song Title:

"Sledgehammer"

Original Performer:

Fifth Harmony

Parody Song Title:

"Weed Whacker"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Anyone who has done landscaping can relate...
(Chorus)
It looks like the line is fouled
Typical for a weed whacker
Always seems to break down somehow
Typical for a weed whacker

'Bout to have a sh-t fit
Line's unspooled
What is with this
(crap) landscaping tool?

Electric motor has just died
As I break a sweat
I feel like yelling
Not calling a Service I regret!

Oh no!
I struggle to contain
Gonna blow
Raw emotions of this pain (in the @ss)
Must go
Drink some lemonade
To cool...

(Chorus)

The workmanship of this tool is shoddy
And I'm fed up, so fed up
These tough weeds just aren't dropping
The head's jammed up, so jammed up
With grass the head is fouled
Typical for a weed whacker

Overheated motor
Yes, it's stopped
Won't turn back on
Because it's too damn hot!

Oh no!
I start to complain
Tough blow
I'm going insane
Oh no!
Raw emotions of this pain (in the @ss)
No joke...

(Chorus)

The workmanship of this tool is shoddy
And I'm so fed up, so fed up
These weeds just aren't dropping
The head's jammed up, so jammed up
With grass the head is fouled
Typical for a weed whacked

I want to shout
No stopping now
I'm getting closer
I've had enough
I hate this stuff
Except my mower

(Chorus)

It fails to cut

(Chorus)

The workmanship of this tool is shoddy
And I'm fed up, so fed up
These weeds just aren't dropping
The head's jammed up, so jammed up
With grass the head is fouled
Typical of a weed whacker

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 1
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   19
 19
 19
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/fifthharmony1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 451