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Song Parodies -> "Returners"

Original Song Title:

"Champion"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Returners"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Returners, returners

I'm calling you from the future
To let you know we made a mistake
And there's a dead body from the past
That's giving me, giving me such a headache

And I'm back with a madness
I'm a champion of the people who don't believe in returners
I got nothing but dreams inside
I got nothing but dreams

I'm just young enough to still believe, still believe
But young enough not to know what to believe in
Young enough not to know what to believe in, yeah

If I can live through this
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
I can do anything
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
I can do anything

Returners, returners
Returners, returners

I got torn every day, on the inside
The only thing I do is sit around and kill time
I'm trying to blow out the pilot light, I'm trying to blow out the light

I'm just young enough to still believe, still believe
But young enough not to know what to believe in
Young enough not to know what to believe

If I can live through this
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
I can do anything
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
I can do anything

Returners, returners
I can do anything
Returners, returners
And I can do anything
Returners, returners
And I can do anything
Returners, returners
I can do anything

If I can live through this
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
I can do anything
(I can do anything I can)
If I can live through this
(Can do anything, anything, yeah)
If I can live through this
If I can live through this
If I can live through this,
If I can live through, live through this

If I can live through this (If I can live through this)
If I can live through this (If I can live through)
If I can live through this (If I can live through this)
I can do anything
(I can do anything)
If I can live through this
(I can do anything)
If I can live through this
(I can do anything)
If I can live through this
I can do anything

Returners, returners

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