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Song Parodies -> "Vengeance shall be mine"

Original Song Title:

"What you Want"

Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Vengeance shall be mine"

Parody Written by:

The Great Destroyer

The Lyrics

The Count of Monte Cristo opened up a new taste for songs about revenge (you know, getting even). This is the result of one of my song ideas! Okay, so this song is sung from the POV of Edmond Dantes (AKA the Count of Monte Cristo) and he's MAD at his "friends" for sabotaging his wedding.
Oh, yeah! Vengeance shall be mine, and Villeforte has gotta pay now!
Oh, yeah! Vengeance shall be mine! Monsieur Danglars has gone bankrupt (oh, Dantes has become insane)!

Oh, yeah! Vengeance shall be mine!
My girlfriend has been stolen (I am not done yet)
VILLEFORT, COME TASTE MY WRATH (First thing I'll do, I'm gonna knock 'im out)!!
Every perp, framing me
WILL BEGIN TO FEEL ME!!

Hello, hello, remember me?
I'm the ghost from the big 'ole Chateau D'If!
And now that I am back, I'm going to give you all
What you deserve!

Oh, yeah! Vengenace shall be mine!
I am going to crush you all (I have returned)
Oh, yeah! Vengeance shall be mine!
And now I've bankrupted Danglars (Danglars is done, now who is next?)!

Mercedes has been stolen!
I have come back for her!

Hello, hello, remember me?
I'm the ghost from the big 'ole Chateau D'If!
And now that I am back, I'm giving you all punishment (2x)

You feel guilt, guilt that stabs
Guilty as the mockingbirds!
W-h-hy don't you leave and let me be?
Mercedes...I loved her
Now I'm claimiing my
Vengeance, vengeance, vengeance, veangence

Hello, hello, it's only me
Destroying everything you need
And now that I am back
I'm giving you all punishment!

Hello, hello, remember me?
I'm the ghost from the big 'ole Chateau D'If!
And now that I've returned,
I'm giving you all what your actions deserve!

Hello, hello, remember me?
I'm the ghost from the big 'ole Chateau D'If!
And now that I am back
I'm giving you all
What your actions have deserved!

Mercedes...I've come back for her!
Oh, yeah! Vengeance shall be mine (fade away)!

That was fun, wasn't it? Oh, by the way, for those of you who don't know, The Count of Monte Cristo is about revenge.

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