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Song Parodies -> "I Hiked It"

Original Song Title:

"I Like It"

Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias ft Pitbull

Parody Song Title:

"I Hiked It"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I'm actually a pretty big fan of hiking and the outdoors so much in fact that I am an Eagle Scout but I can still whine like a little girl on long and difficult hikes...
My strife, It sucks
The Rockys, Himalayas, The Alps
Can't stand this climb, I'm pissed
Sweat's flowing right into my eyes, This blows
Toe was stubbed, I'll holler, This blows
The Andes! I don't like to hike

My feet keep on bruising since this walk is far too long
These bugs bite, I'm in fright, I'll get sick from mosquitoes
Since all my friends are hikers now they ignore my groans
Why are they so athletic? I'm a pudgy ball of dough

D'oh! D'oh! D'oh... D'oh! D'oh!
Avoiding those bee stings while all my buds are bulletproof
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh... D'oh! D'oh!
Shouting "Ouch". Screaming "Ouch"
Let me please go home!

Mountain, I hiked it
Pain in my shoes makes me roar
Valley, I hiked it
Crawling, I'm down on all fours
Forest, I hiked it
Blisters they hurt like a whore!
Footpath, I hiked it
I, I, I hiked it

Badlands, Carlsbad, Everglades, Death Valley

My buddies are cruising while I keep on walking slow
I'm trying hard to keep up but my heartbeat sounds like war
Pound, pound, pounds in my dome, dome, dome
When we hike, hike paths, I think I'm about to blow

Blows! Blows! Blows... Blows! Blows!
Should not of worn these sneakers since they're all ripped up and torn
Blows! Blows! Blows... Blows! Blows!
Shouting "Ouch", Screaming "Ouch"
Screw this damn plateau

Desert, I hiked it
I'll gasp for water to pour
Summit, I hiked it
Should buy some boots at the store
Glacier, I hiked it
Dying because I'm outdoors
Bayou, I hiked it
I, I, I hiked it

Go through caves though not too brave
I am a nerdy boy, Nintendo I play
So I pray this ends soon, You can see my fraying shoes
On this cliff you stood
I'm trudging

You said this was easy
Still feeling wheezy
This mud has made my white blouse brown
Bite me woods, I'm outta shape, Need some Red Bull to move on
Hating these rocks it's my Hell, Told those bros that I'm done

Hike through Europe, That sounds crazy
This couch potato will just watch TV
This couch potato will just watch TV

This sport's not fun for me
With flat feet it's my doom
I have nothing to prove
And my legs sting on this damn hike

Please stop walking, please stop walking
Shoes are gone, Faded to dust
Dude please stop walking, please stop walking
These hills are way too rough

Hot Springs, Grand Canyon, Mammoth Cave, Mount Rainier

The Beach, I hiked it
I don't like sand it's too coarse
Crater, I hiked it
I'd rather ride on a horse
Canyon, I hiked it
We keep walking back and forth
Gully, I hiked it
I, I, I hiked it

Hurting but hiked it
Each step out there is a chore
Aching but hiked it
These blisters I can't ignore
Hell no, Won't hike it
This campground my pals adore
Won't freakin' hike it
No, no, won't hike it!

Redwoods (Got me to hike it) Yellowstone, Great Sand Dunes, Grand Teton
Don't make me hike it!
Lake Clark, North Cascades, (Got me to hike it) Sequoia, Great Basin
(All of the lines of the Lionel Richie song are National Parks)

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John Jenkins - September 09, 2015 - Report this comment
I am very impressed by your Eagle Scout achievement. A bit less impressed by the parody.
Matthias - September 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Well thanks. I'll accept that. It was a lot more hard work to earn the rank of Eagle than to parody this song.
Susanna Viljanen - September 10, 2015 - Report this comment
A true globetrotter! Here is an extra 555 km for your hike log.

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