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Song Parodies -> "To Knights: I'm Burning You"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight (I'm F*cking You)"

Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias ft. Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"To Knights: I'm Burning You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I know you fear me
Because I'm ferocious, So scaly and huge
With razor sharp teeth
Smoke pours from my face like a chimney flue
This is my warning, Oh...
All you peasants had better move
Or you'll be my meat, Oh, Ohhhhh...
Watch out as fire grows and you're barbequed

I'm a freakin' dragon
Crushed your covered wagon
The king who had made those knights kneel was having them doomed
I'm chillin' in my cavern
But I'll destroy your tavern
Don't mess with me or you'll be monster food

All you knights, I'm burning you
Oh... Flames grow
All you knights, I'm torching you
Oh... Flames grow
Yeah, Those knights, I'm burning through
Oh... Flames grow
Sorry knights, I'm roasting you
Oh... Flames grow

I'm so damn nasty
Out of my windpipe comes fire used to bake you
My voice is raspy
I need a lozenge cause that heat makes my throat screwed

I'm a freakin' dragon
Go and chug your flagon
It might help you when you squeal so go down your booze
Your princess I'll be maimin'
Because her castle's flamin'
And your sword won't even give me a bruise

All you knights, I'm burning you
Choke... On smoke
Stinkin' knights, I'm frying you
Choke... On smoke
Stupid knights, I'm cooking you
Choke... On smoke
Dumbass knights, I'm baking you
Choke... On smoke

You knights are worthless dudes
That armor you flaunt won't do
So get wasted on mead
Town gets wrecked on my jaunt
I guard my money
Let me be blunt with you
Don't touch my gold
You'll be mauled
You're turned into... A small
Ember in some ashy grime
When you see my massive wings
Gonna drop your jaw
I'm mean and naughty
And make you wet your pants each time I roar
So put down your lance
Think you're safe when you sport that casque*
You will frown because your home I'll smash
You can't stop me
You will be chewed
Or melted into some goo
Now that I'm free
I will win in this feud!

Screw you knights, I'm boiling you
Blaze... Sure glows
All you knights, I'm broiling you
Blaze... Sure glows
Crappy knights, I'm grilling you
Blaze... Sure glows
Yucky knights, I'm steaming you
Blaze... Sure glows
Butthead knights, I'm browning you

All you knights, I'm burning you
* A casque is a medieval helmet.

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Pacing: 2.4
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Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 12

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bobpiecheese - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
I know Pitbull is everywhere these days, but this song don't got no Pitbull. It's got Ludacris.
Matthias - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh... Oops! I should of known that because he always shouts his name "LUDA".
bobpiecheese - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Now that I've actually read it instead of "well, actually"-ing like a twat, I can say that this is a deliciously well-written parody for such a one-note concept. 555 roasted knights!

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