Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "VTOL, VTOL"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Hello"

Original Performer:

Elton John feat. Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"VTOL, VTOL"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a fictional, hypothetical battle between the future F-35 Lightning II vs the Su-47 Berkut (NATO named Firkin) over Russia.
[F-35]
F-35, symbol of America’s might
And it soon will be up to the fight
Multi-role capability is a wonderful thing!

[Su-47]
Swooping up and down
At twice the speed of sound
Swept-forward wings designed by TsAGI
Never gonna down it, how fantastic the Firkin can fly!
But can it fulfill Russia’s required MFI…???

[F-35]
Just when you think
Lockheed-Martin’s on the brink
The F-35 comes along with VTOL

[F-35]
VTOL, VTOL
VTOL, VTOL
I can take-off and land here and there!
What a surprise!
The enemy’s demise!

[Su-47]
VTOL? VTOL?
VTOL? VTOL?
No matter, Russian airspace will be hell

[F-35]
Just dropped right in with my VTOL

[F-35]
VTOL!

[F-35]
Gonna do a sky dance
Snake around and take a bold chance
Carrying AMRAAMs
GBUs and JDAMs

[Su-47]
Gotta get past this interceptor
Gsh-301 cannon, R-77 BVR with active-radar

[Both]
Combat supremacy, some day we’ll see!

[F-35]
VTOL, VTOL
VTOL, VTOL
I can take-off and land here and there!
What a surprise!
The enemy’s demise!

[Su-47]
VTOL? VTOL?
VTOL? VTOL?
No matter, anti-stealth radars active with cells

[F-35]
Just dropped right in with my VTOL

[F-35]
VTOL, VTOL
VTOL, VTOL
I can take-off and land here and there!
What a surprise!
The enemy’s demise!

[Su-47]
VTOL? VTOL?
VTOL? VTOL?
No matter, anti-stealth radars active with cells

[F-35]
Just dropped right in with my VTOL

[Su-47]
VTOL? VTOL?
VTOL? VTOL?

[F-35]
I can take-ff and land here and there!
What a surprise!
The enemy’s demise!

[Su-47]
VTOL? VTOL?
VTOL? VTOL?
But I’ve got plasma stealth as well!

[F-35]
Just dropped right in to say hello

VTOL!
VTOL!
VTOL!

[Su-47]
Bring it on USA, I’m up for a kill!!!




Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Wild Child JIN - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
This might be a fictional account, but at the rate of your world, it may become true quicker than most people think! Excellent Rob! 5's! :-)
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Error on V18L1- should read "take-off"!!! Damn, I hate errors... anyway, TY WCJ. For the record the F-35 is gonna miss IOC by years and the Su-47 Berkut is a private venture by Sukhoi. It is however, superior to the MiG-39. In the Cold War, MiG dominated but afterwards they became like Heinkel (to Messerschmitt)- second-rate. The Su-27 family and variants rule at home and for export!!!
Patrick - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
As a substitute for war, each nation could haul out its most advanced aircraft and pit them against each other in simulated combat at airshows. Something like a NASCAR race in the sky.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/eltonjohnfeatladygaga0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 517