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Song Parodies -> "How Long Is A Mongoose"

Original Song Title:

"how long will i love you"

Original Performer:

Ellie Goulding

Parody Song Title:

"How Long Is A Mongoose"

Parody Written by:

JJ Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

How long is a cuckoo
how do cuckoos cuckoo
iceland rack of lamb
How long will a hebrew
brew all the tea he needs to
strawberry jam
How long will pee beetroot
water cheshnuts and beanshoots
thyroid gland
How long is a mongoose
how many o's in footloose
lemminton spa
Chow long has angina
chow longs family live in china
And not in japan
How long will a gibbon chew
A nissan micra's brake shoe
at leisure from bombay
How longs will I am's poo
As long scooby doo's doo
And longer on a tray
how long is a mongoose
as long as another mongoose

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Onslaught - December 09, 2013 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I'm guessing this is infinitely better that anything Ellie Goulding ever did. 5s

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