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Song Parodies -> "Ankles And Toes"

Original Song Title:

"Ex's and Oh's"

Original Performer:

Elle King

Parody Song Title:

"Ankles And Toes"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

So Rex Ryan was on to something...
Well, I was once a boy, I didn't understand
About all of the things I'd desire as a man
Whoa, I really didn't know

Then I moved to California where the girls are insane
And I found me a fetish lover showed me the way
Hey, hey, I knew I couldn't get away

One, two, three, a little pinkie for me
'Cause your little piggy got me losing all my sleep
One, two, three, I'll even take 'em stinky
I always will succomb, but my friends just don't believe

Ankles and toe -oh -oh's they taunt me
At mo-o-ost they want me - to lick 'em all
I love them so
Ankles and toes

A foot without a cover it's like nicotine
I'll reform in the winter, oxycodene in the spring
My, my, while the women walk by

Heels so high, and her piggys so low
Makes my heart start beating, and libido just go
You know that's how my story goes

One, two, three, a little pinkie for me
'Cause your little piggy got me losing all my sleep
One, two, three, I'll even take 'em stinky
I always will succomb, but my friends just don't believe

Ankles and toe -oh -oh's they taunt me
At mo-o-ost they want me - to lick 'em all
I love them so

Ankles and toe -oh -oh's they taunt me
At mo-o-ost they want me - to lick 'em all
I love them so
Ankles and toes

One, two, three, a little pinkie for I see
Each one I'm a countin' and a hoping they're for me
One, two, three, I'll even take 'em stinky
I always will succomb, but my friends just don't believe

Her Ankles and toe -oh -oh's they taunt me
At mo-o-ost they want me - to lick 'em all
I love them so

Ankles and toe -oh -oh's they taunt me
At mo-o-ost they want me - to lick 'em all
I love them so
Ankles and toes
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