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Song Parodies -> "Marvin's Tomb"

Original Song Title:

"Marvin's Room"

Original Performer:

Drake

Parody Song Title:

"Marvin's Tomb"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

(Woman: "Hello...yeah, I just walked in, this is what I was hoping...All right!...Right now!...I found you out, I checked you out at the back of the club...And you looked nearly dead, like vampires ought to....So you told me to give it a good think...Yes I know, I'm serious...right?"

Life not so rosy?
Sins galore I atone
This wood coffin is my home
I've existed on this globe too long
Each victim that I will try
Enchanted just with my eyes

And I've been feeding so much
Funny how I play this every day
Bite their neck and then I feel so bad
Yet afterwards I'm satisfied and glad
I always bite the neck and go hide underground
I am undead, neither heaven- nor hell-bound

("You feeling sad now?")
I'm just thinking I could do better
'Cause I'm just getting bored lately
Wondering if I would feel better
To be a wolfman or maybe a zombie

uh--Children Of The Night go
Amongst people--no fear
Drink their up their wine and craft beer
Just losing my nerve to pick victims some more
Fly home by morning
Back to coffin is so important
This lifestyle is my crutch
Blood don't taste good anyway, I'd say

Suck their blood out and I feel so bad
Willing to feast on any kids, moms and dads
I just suck their blood out 'til they make no sound
And place the body lightly on the ground, ohhh

Nighttime preying, it could be better
I've just been so damned bored lately
You're there sitting in jeans and sweater
Keep on saying you want eternity

Don't believe that stuff in the Twilight pictures
All the kisses and the passion, oh that crap is so bad
Please don't think that we're all social monsters
All the creatures and the demons, gets me mad
This is our 'hood
We throw some parties, yeah, we party hearty
Witches and werewolves serve chips and Bacardi
Not so much howling until we're heaving
Those ghosts or the haints, whatever you believe in
Yep, they all get down, they all get down, except me
Their decay starts to stink, it's repellant to me
And their whole chitter-chat is just prattle, you see?
Talk of dust mites and lost souls they have claimed
And graves that got robbed, and bats that were tamed
And how they got their familiars trained
Can you not see how this whole scene is lame?
Hide in the fixtures, want to join the living world
I don't think I am stuck up
Sorry if I blab on
I'm needing someone soon to prey on

Oops, I'm sorry...
(Woman: "So you'll take me now?")

I'm just saying you could be better
Than some damned vampire, lady
It's not so great to be here forever
You'll start hating it, you'll see

That's what you want?...
Guess I'll get it over with then...

Just relax, and please move your hair back
Crane your neck so I get a good looksee
There is no going back
There is no going back
And once you're bit, you may a feel a bit of heart trouble
But you're the fool who came down to my hovel



Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 13

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Matthias - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment
I want to say this parody sucks or is a pain in the neck but both of those would be incorrect. This parody was so good it's scary!
Max Power - June 12, 2015 - Report this comment
For some reason it reminds me of that bad vampire movie that starred Eddie Murphy, you know the one. In the end, still better than Twilight, that's for certain :)
Syncronos - June 15, 2015 - Report this comment
HA! I saw that movie when it came out! Yeah, it DOES remind me of A Vampire In Brooklyn! Anyway, 5s for linking vampires with rap music. Awesome premise.
bobpiecheese - June 16, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A few pacing errors, but I can easily look past that to appreciate the complex character you've crafted here. A vampire that's just going through the motions, hating every moment of his unnatural existence. The gloomy mood of the OS just adds to the atmosphere. Fantastic job, 555!
Abbott Skelding - June 16, 2015 - Report this comment
A funny idea that was executed awfully nicely. Solid piece of parody work here.
Blaydeman - June 17, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) this one has a pretty silly tone mixed with some rap swagger which came across very interestingly to me. Liked this character a lot. Pacing had some issues, but overall supernaturally fun.

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