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Song Parodies -> "Burger King"

Original Song Title:

"Hotline Bling"

Original Performer:

Drake

Parody Song Title:

"Burger King"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This is my first parody of 2017. It's about a guy who stops at the Burger King drive-through on a trip south from New Jersey to an unspecified locale (probably Washington, D.C.). Enjoy!
Well, I’m just heading through the drive-thru
Late night, need something to munch
I’m just heading through the drive-thru
Haven’t eaten a thing since lunch
Heading out to Burger King
Getting a burger and onion rings
Heading out to Burger King

Ever since I left New Jersey, I
Haven’t eaten a single thing now
I clearly know what I have gone without
This hunger’s got me down, I’m really stressed out
‘Cause ever since I left New Jersey, I
Started on my way toward Baltimore
Don’t have time for champagne glasses on the dance floor
Or meeting girls I’ve never seen before

Right now I’m heading through the drive-thru
Late night, need something to munch
Just heading through the drive-thru
Haven’t eaten a thing since lunch
I’m heading out to Burger King
For a burger and onion rings
Heading out to Burger King

Ever since I left New Jersey, you, you, you
You and I - well, we don’t get along
You think I always tried to do you wrong
Going to Burger King where we didn’t belong
Ever since I left New Jersey, you
You get exactly what you asked for
Going to every bar and club on Route 4
Hanging with some girls I’ve never seen before

But now I’m heading through the drive-thru
Late night, need something to munch
Just heading through the drive-thru
Haven’t eaten a thing since lunch
I’m in the line at Burger King
Can I get a Croissan’wich with those onion rings?
Heading out to Burger King

These days, all I do is
Wonder if I’m heading down to Washington for someone else
Wonder if I’m rolling through PA backwoods for someone else
Doing things my boss told me for getting nasty somewhere else
I shouldn’t be someone else
I shouldn’t be someone else, no (J.C.: neither should you).
Why I am out here alone?
My car’s wheels always touching road
I’m far away from home, from the Garden State
I’m trying to stay in the zone
I should just be myself
Even when I’m somewhere else

Well, I just got through the drive-thru
:Late night, got something to munch
Just went through the drive-thru
I can eat for the first time since lunch
I went out to Burger King
Now I can enjoy those onion rings
I went out to Burger King
Now, let me enjoy those onion rings

Ever since I left New Jersey

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Hungry - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
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Larry Hensley - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
DKTOS but was nice and delicious to read

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