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Song Parodies -> "IDF Ground Attack"

Original Song Title:

"5% Cash Back"

Original Performer:

Discover Card Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"IDF Ground Attack"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another variation of one of the 5% Discover rhyming commercials!
Galil,
Eagle,
Tarver 21,
Apache chopper,
Negev,
CS Gun

Sho'T,
Ma'G'AH,
Kfirs,
F-15s
Merkavas,
Uzis, F-16s

Herop drones,
MAPATZ pack,
Zelda carrier,
IDF ground attack!!!
Weapons: Galil (Infantry rifle), Eagle (Desert Eagle pistol), Tarver 21 (new assault rifle-bullpup), Apache chopper (Gunship), Negev (machine gun), CS Gun (Cornershot Gun), Sho'T (Isreali modified Centurion tank), Ma'G'AH (Israeli modified Patton tank), Kfirs (IAI strike aircraft), F-15s (fighters), Merkavas (Israel's MBT), Uzi (SMG), F-16s (used as strike aircraft), Herop drones (Suicide drones), MAPATZ pack (Israeli TOW launcher), Zelda carrier (Israeli modified M113)...
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Rob Arndt - November 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Note: Tarver 21 should have been shortened to TAR-21 and the Herop is actually the Harop drone!

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