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Song Parodies -> "Thwart Zombie Attacks"

Original Song Title:

"5% Cash Back"

Original Performer:

Discover Card

Parody Song Title:

"Thwart Zombie Attacks"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Zombie parody #7.
Pistols too,
Sling blade lopper,
Crude tools

Swing axe,
Burning petrol,
Bats, sticks

Swinging batons,
Sword attack,
Heavy objects,
Thwart Zombie attacks!
Note: There are 3 of these songs. My parody is the one that begins Cuban and deals with food :)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Had to read it through before I realized your source. I have seen those commercials. If the Apocalypse comes, how are those credit card companies going to be repaid?
Rob Arndt - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment
At least the national debt won't matter ;-)

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