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Song Parodies -> "Super-Weirdo Jogging Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Superhero Jagganath"

Original Performer:

Diablo Swing Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Super-Weirdo Jogging Nuts"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

OS at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72h7jgu-cGQ
Get away from me
For you cause me lividity
Up to awesome rage
You people clomping like a sickly bull
Your fight for health efficiency

You’re…so silly, pitiful
You look so laughable
You jogging nuts
Now, tote your water bottle
Head, see it go bobble
Be still my heart!

Move your butt, never mind
I can’t admire your behind
Sweatbands much hilarity
In short shorts, hustling ass
Causing you a chafing rash
Tights lack absorbency

Jogging nuts!

Locked inside their own bubble
They’re so unbearable
Those jogging nuts!

Yes, they are unflappable
Not acting sociable
These fitness nerds
They raise my fur
Get on my nerves
‘Cause they are
Super-Weirdo Jogging Nuts!!! (8x)
Those jogging nuts…

Sneakers on their feet
The herd stampedes so rhythmically
Elephants on parade
So futile, just so galling to my rolling eyes
When they appear in the vicinity

“You gotta try,” they all invite
“It’s so very exhilarating!”
Oh, please you guys!
Don’t wanna run, too cold outside
And I am afraid a mugger will give a surprise

No, I am unmovable
Even intractable
No jogging nut!
It’s not so unreasonable
Let me live peaceable
You jogging nuts!
Super-Weirdo Jogging Nuts!! (4x)

Super-Weirdo Jogging Nuts!
Whoop-dee-doo-doo Jogging Nuts!

Watch top shows on the cable
My feet are too fragile
You jogging nuts
Life, it can be wonderful
End healthy silly bull
Don’t give a fart

Super-Weirdo Jogging Nuts!
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee

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Matthias - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice ribbing of our OWN creator here Agrimorfee! I think he's really gonna love this one (being a runner and all). I loved this one too with it's pretty original topic. Other than Peter's "Feel It Still" parody.
Agrimorfee - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Hehe, I was completely unaware of Peter's hobby. Could be worse, though. :)
Peter Andersson - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment
I actually pondered on first look one week ago if you were setting me up to write "Super weird and jogging nut" - and had I not come up with the chocolate idea (which then led to you know what) I probably would have run down that route. It would have contrasted nicely against this parody for sure.

I should sign you up for the Chicago Marathon (or was it Denver you lived?) under the name Les Actif - try to make it at least 555 meters daily in training.
Claude Prez - March 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Can always count on you for an...interesting song choice in these things. Great title sub here and nice job

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