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Song Parodies -> "Lycan Bites"

Original Song Title:

"Neon Lights"

Original Performer:

Demi Lovato

Parody Song Title:

"Lycan Bites"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A lycan is a werewolf. Specifically, a lycanthrope is a wolfman.
Baby, when we look up at the sky
We'll see a full moon and start to whine
We'll be growing hair six inches high
We will mark your skin with lycan bites

I see a wolf and I’m freaking out, I’m freaking out, right now
He bites my arm, I‘m a werewolf, too -- a werewolf, too -- Aaa-oooh!
There’s caveman hair on both our faces
I see the fear on all these faces
I can’t pretend you're running out of time, here’s why

Baby, when a full moon’s in the sky
We'll be lycanthropes just passing by
You'll be silver bullet-free tonight
And we'll be chowing down with lycan bites

Baby, Transylvania is nice
If it’s nowhere near the Samhain night
You won’t be so lucky here tonight
‘Cause we'll be chowing down with lycan bites

Lycan bites
Lycan bites
Lycan bites
With lycan bites, Aaaaoooo!
With lycan bites, Aaaaoooo!

You see a wolf and you’re freaking out, I freak you out, right now
Expose my claws 'cause I’m lycanthrope, I‘m lycanthrope, bye now
It’s Halloween in all these places
And garlic will not slow our paces
And like I said, you’re running out of time, goodbye

Baby, check the moon up in the sky
Make sure there’s no werewolves passing by
We'll be growing hair six inches high
You better watch for back for lycan bites

Foxes ain’t the only ones that’s sly
There’s no way our plans will go awry
You will fill my plate with meat tonight
And we'll be chowing down with lycan bites

Lycan bites
Lycan bites
Lycan bites
With lycan bites, Aaaaoooo!
With lycan bites, Aaaaoooo!

You’ll soon have mars, not the planet Mars, different mars
No fallacy, we planned it great, yes
I see the fear on all these faces
Without further ado, you’re out of time, goodbye

With lycan bites, Aaaaoooo!
With lycan bites, Aaaaoooo!

Silver bullet! You’re a freakin’ cop?!

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Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2014 - Report this comment
There ain't no way to hide your lycan bites.

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