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Song Parodies -> "Asian Pervert Style"

Original Song Title:

"Byuntae Style"

Original Performer:

David So

Parody Song Title:

"Asian Pervert Style"

Parody Written by:

Anonympus

The Lyrics

Older Asian relatives like to touch young children's, especially little boys', private parts and butts. This sone describes what I think of that behavior that I have been witnessing for the past 2-3 years of my life during family gatherings (I am Chinese)
Oppa Byuntae Style, byuntae style

verse 1

Every older Asian seem to really 愛小孩 (like little kids)
Behind this is a secret that will really make you cry
哦不, 哦不, 哦不 (oh no!!!), What the?? You touched his 具具 (Penis)
You touch his privates one more time I swear I will report you

是你瘋了(are you that insane??) That kid will be real scared for life
是你瘋了, how dare you do a dirty thing like that
是你瘋了, your'e so lucky that I didn't tell on you
是你瘋了,是你這個瘋 (yes, you're that insane)

(pre-chorus)

That is so wrong on many levels
yes it is, yes it is (x2)

I feel so sorry for the little kids

(chorus) Oppa Byuntae style, byuntae style
op, op, op, op, oppa byuntae style
Byuntae style
op, op, op, op, oppa Byuntae style

Eh....those poor kiddies
op, op, op, op, oppa Byuntae style (x2)

Verse 2:
The children try to hide but relatives soon will find them
They then pull down their pants and try to put their hands right in them
All the grown-ups just don't care if they are acting 心理 (mental)
They are real lucky that they are not in a 精神病院 (mental hospital/asylum)

This has gone too far!!!
They are lucky they are not in jail
This has gone too far!!!
I wish the kids will 快點長大 (grow up faster)
This has gone too far!!!
Children will 記住它永遠 (remember it forever)
This has gone too far!!!
Really way too far!!!

(pre-chorus)

(Chorus)

Byuntae style, Asian pervert style
All that beer and wine has really made them wild (x2)
Yikes!

(chorus)
Original Video/Inspired by: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-eCB6R5tCM

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Me not so horny - May 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Here's some 1s to wipe that Asian Pervert Smile off your face

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