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Song Parodies -> "Strawberry Ranch"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Strawberry Ranch"

Parody Written by:

The Strawberry Animals Fanbase

The Lyrics

You can thank bbgrill for the Strawberry Cow, and that extended into a BUNCH of parodies with different animals. So I made this song.
[VERSE ONE]
I told Strawberry Ranch society loves you
I told Strawberry Ranch society loves you
And then Strawberry Blonde, I learned what she could do
‘Cause she sang

[CHORUS]
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

[VERSE TWO]
I told Strawberry Blonde her powers can’t be true
I told Strawberry Blonde her powers can’t be wide
But then the Strawberry Blonde, she proved her critter pride!
‘Cause she sang

[CHORUS]
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

[BRIDGE]
People say she’s heresy
But that makes them a miser
And I'll admit they don’t sound very smart
When I went out and found that girl
And learned that she was wiser
I somehow knew that she would win my heart

[VERSE THREE]
You see, Strawberry Blonde, she knew what she could say
You see, Strawberry Blonde, she knew what she could do
I think you might go wow when she sings this to you
Oh lordy

[CHORUS]
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

[BRIDGE]
People say she’s heresy
But that makes them a miser
And I'll admit they don’t sound very smart
When I went out and found that girl
And learned that she was wiser
I somehow knew that she would win my heart

[VERSE FOUR]
You see, Strawberry Blonde, she knew what she could say
You see, Strawberry Blonde, she knew what she could do
I think you might go wow when she sings this to you
Oh lordy


[CHORUS]
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!

Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
Moo, neigh! Hee-haw baa!
Cluck, quack, gobble gobble woof oink!
This qualifies as a Strawberry Animals song so young fans of the Strawberry Animals songs can sing it, the verses and bridges should done by a male, and the chorus by a female.

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