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Song Parodies -> "Kentucky"

Original Song Title:

"Get Lucky"

Original Performer:

Daft Punk

Parody Song Title:

"Kentucky"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A cocky horse brags about his talents at the Kentucky Derby
I'm a stallion in some sneakers
The big race I'm winning
Ignored the jockey's whipping (ugh)
He keeps this up, I'm quitting

(Bucked)

Weaved... to and fro... on the track... I'm a pro
Raised bets... on this star... and fat stacks... aren't too far

As fast as light when I run
With all my might, Legs have spun
Put up a fight like a Hun
The trophy's mine in Kentucky

Once lived with swine on a farm
Those days weren't fine, I've got smarm
I crossed the line in great form
Y'all lost your minds in Kentucky

Athletes you'll find in Kentucky
Kissed my behind in Kentucky
Not in a bind in Kentucky
Watched me unwind in Kentucky

This event's huge with horsemen
My sprint earns a fortune
I'm filled with endorphins
Even got the bronies swarmin' (ah)

Peeved... when you lost... all your bucks... now you're cross
Dimwits... chose a horse... that's not strong... with the force

You'll blink your eyes and I'm gone
I'll win the prize when I'm done
Don't be surprised when I've won
While swatting flies in Kentucky

I'll give a ride to this punk
You'll see me glide with my spunk
By chicks I'm eyed, I'm a hunk
Might find my bride in Kentucky

Beat my best time in Kentucky
Earned more than dimes in Kentucky
I'm in my prime in Kentucky
An upward climb in Kentucky

(I'll pay off all my debt
There is no need to fret
I might go see the vet
Dude, I am not your pet)

I'll take off like a jet (much faster)
I'm quicker than Corvettes (once I left my pen)
Won't need a knight or a buggy
Since I'm so bright in Kentucky

My mane looks nice, It's not fluffy
Won't roll that dice when I'm running
You'll snag a slice of that money
Hoof's chilled on ice in Kentucky

Scored a goldmine in Kentucky
Don't miss bovines in Kentucky
Won't hear me whine in Kentucky
Sugar cubes dined in Kentucky

Speed (I'm not confined to Kentucky)
Of a car (But I don't mind this Kentucky)
If I'm snubbed (I kicked behinds in Kentucky)
It's bizarre (You've all declined since you're sucky)

Impressed (You're all despised in Kentucky)
With my charge (I'm idolized in Kentucky)
The wind gust (Seen your demise in Kentucky)
Is so large (Heed my advice and stop rushing)

So full of pride I'm da bomb
Want me inside your sitcom
Seen worldwide even Guam
Now I reside in Kentucky

It's not a crime to kick butt
I'm so sublime when I strut
Just like a mime you'll be hushed
You'll drag some slime in Kentucky

I'll lap you twice since you're rusty
Take my advice and try rugby
At exercise you're quite sucky
My paradise is Kentucky

They've built a shrine it's quite nutty
They love equine in Kentucky
Might race canines in Kentucky
But horses shine since we're lucky

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Peter Andersson - May 12, 2016 - Report this comment
This is the first parody I've checked out that simply justed horsed around in good way.
Abbott Skelding - July 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Man, that OS is quite repetitive isn't it? I think you did a good job using every bit of this song to tell a story. Funny stuff!
bobpiecheese - July 20, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) Fantastic work here. I'm very impressed how you managed to not run out of jokes with how long the song goes (especially since you didn't do the album version like I did cause I'm insane, apparently) and it only needed a base knowledge of horse racing to work (probably the obscurest part was the title itself - I only knew of the Kentucky Derby due to an episode of MASH). 555!
Red Ant - July 21, 2016 - Report this comment
ABC - a leg above the rest! not lol funny but great job varying all the lines and some clever rhyming in theere
Agrimorfee - July 22, 2016 - Report this comment
555 just for making every line interesting (as opposed to the OS). It's a photo finish (or an oil painting)!
Blaydeman - July 22, 2016 - Report this comment
(ABC) I had the same idea for this OS as a title, but with a completely different subject matter. I think you did a very good job making this as filled with comedy as it could be with so much repetition in the OS. I found it hard to pace at times, but t was still super fun. Triple crown winner here!
Mark Evers - July 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Good one! Time to pour some Kentucky bourbon! 5s
Max Power - May 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Got the triple crown there. Lets just hope the horse doesn't end up having the same retirement as Ferdinand.
bobpiecheese - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!

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