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Song Parodies -> "Get Bloody"

Original Song Title:

"Get Lucky"

Original Performer:

Daft Punk

Parody Song Title:

"Get Bloody"

Parody Written by:

StrangeJames

The Lyrics

This song is about the amusement park from Hell. It was originally about Action Park, an infamous theme park with quite the body count, but once I started getting the exaggerations in, it kind of spawned into its own entity. I know Tobuscus on YouTube did a Get Lucky parody under the same name, but his song was about Happy Wheels, not gruesome amusement park disfigurements and the like. Enjoy!
We could use a cheap vacation
But I don’t think this works
It’s survival of the fittest
It’s much worse than Action Park

He lost a limb,
Boy it sucks to be him
That kid hit a rock
Now there’s brains on the docks

They’re trying not to get sued
They got terrible reviews
Their customers all got screwed
‘Cause they tried not to get bloody

They wait in lines to get maimed
Those rides are not very tame
People come off of them lame
They’re trying not to get bloody

We’re trying not to get bloody
No we’re not gonna get bloody
We’re trying not to get bloody
No sir we’re not getting bloody

I thought that I saw some bodies
Floating in the Tidal Wave Pool
What is this I’m seeing?
I don’t think I want to be here

He flew so far when he flung out of his cart
Guts everywhere, hold me mommy I’m scared!

They’re all having heart attacks
Their bodies all in a stack
No one’s picking up the slack
To make sure no one gets bloody
Grey matter all on the walls
Nobody’s having a ball
Attractions getting you mauled
They come up here to get bloody

We’re trying not to get bloody
No sir I’m not getting bloody
I prefer not to get bloody
Did I mention not getting bloody?

(Robotic refrain mixed with the tortured screams of patrons and gruesome noises)

I have no regrets because I didn’t get wrecked
Why have the thrill when you risk getting killed?

I value my sanity
Oh the inhumanity
They all scream profanity
As they try not to get bloody
This place just isn’t that nice
If you don’t want to get sliced
I hope you don’t pay the price
As you try not to get bloody

Involuntary dissections
And accidental ejections
The rides have all been neglected
That’s why we’re not getting bloody

No way we’re not getting bloody
We’re trying not to get bloody
You know we’re not getting bloody
Good Lord we’re not getting bloody

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