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Song Parodies -> "Gangsters Pair Of Dice"

Original Song Title:

"Gangsters Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coolio

Parody Song Title:

"Gangsters Pair Of Dice"

Parody Written by:

Dragonflam3

The Lyrics

As I walk through the Casino Being the King of Dice
I Roll a few and realize I'll Make a thousand dollars before the end of my life
'Cause I've been Getting double sixes and Double fours

That even my Best friend Thinks im stealing from the poor
I ain't never crossed a man that Had the luck i had
Me being treated like a King, you know there's people gettin mad
You better watch how you talkin to me
Or you and your homies might end up in the sea
I really hate Losin so I cheat a bit
they wont ever catch me cause i got the witts
Fool, I'm the king of dice Making 100 dollars a night
Rolling all day till someone starts a fight
Been spendin most my life livin in the gangsta's pair of dice
Been spendin' most my life livin' in the gangsta's Pair of dice
Keep spendin' most my life livin' in the gangsta's Pair of dice
Keep spendin' most my life livin' in the gangsta's Pair of dice
Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't Roll a one, cause im just that good
So I gotta be down with the hood
Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams
I'm The king of dice fool with money on my mind
Got thousand dollars in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a dice rollin gangsta, Rollin dice till the day i die
And my homies is worried that i might just lose one day
Fool, death ain't nothin' but a heart beat away
I'm livin' life rollin a die, I dont know how im winning and dont know why
I'm rollin big numbers, but will I live to see more?
The way things is goin', I bet i will
The next dice king has got big shoes to fill
That i never once have rolled a one thinkin to myself that i have won
Been spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's Pair of dice
Been spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's pair of dice
Keep spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's pair of dice
Keep spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's pair of dice
Dice and the money, money and the Dice
Minute after minute, Gettin paid the price
Everybody's Watchin as i win every time
It's goin' on for hours but i dont wanna stop
They say I gotta drop, If they keep botherin me about all of this, i'll throw an axe at them hopin that i miss
they can't understand it, how much money i make
I guess they dont realize thats it isnt fake
They keep confrontin me that's why I know my life is made out of luck, because im makin more than just a buck
Been spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's pair of dice
Been spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's pair of dice
Keep spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's pair of dice
Keep spendin' most My life livin' in the gangsta's pair of dice
Tell me why are they so blind to see
All the profit dice rollin has made me
Tell me why are They so blind to see
All the profit dice rollin has gotten me

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