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Song Parodies -> "Agents of Sprite"

Original Song Title:

"Princess of China"

Original Performer:

Coldplay feat. Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Agents of Sprite"

Parody Written by:

Jessica Beavers

The Lyrics

Oooooooh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh

Each other at one, handcuffed gun
Handcuffed gun take me police wondering about at now
I've what to got, I've what to got
Each other at one, these agents away
You're tangled in your fences the two charges
Of my guns
Ohhhhh, ohhhhh

Oooooooh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh

Each other at one, it gets gory
Now all your think these handcuffs keep you safe
On and on
And on and on and on
Each other at one on the bad escape
Each other at one on the bad escape
In the bad works
And what's my grieve to go?
Grieve to go and before I make my escape

I could've take me agents, you'd be a shame
Could've had a pistols, and crown to stare
But no, you're what me got
I could've take me agents, you'd be a shame
Could've had a pistols, and crown to stare
But no, you're what me got

And won't be a problem
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Bad it won't be a problem
La, la, la, la, la, laaaaaa

Oooooooh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Oooooooh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh

'Cause you're gonna punch out
No, you're gonna punch out
'Cause you're gonna punch out
No, you're gonna punch out
'Cause you're gonna punch out
Ooooooooh, you're gonna punch out, ooooooooh
'Cause you're gonna punch out
Ooooooooh, you're gonna punch out

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